"Should not every apartment in which man dwells be lofty enough to create some obscurity overhead, where flickering shadows may play at evening about the rafters?"
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
US essayist, poet, naturalist
"Walden," "House-Warming," 1854.
"To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab."
- Fran Lebowitz (1950-)
"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere."
- Steven Wright
"You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo."
- S. Rickly Christian