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5/4/2013 4:45:48 PM EDT
5/4/2013 4:46:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Dickhead?
5/4/2013 4:46:52 PM EDT
[#2]
I really don't know what to say.
5/4/2013 4:48:27 PM EDT
[#3]
FPNI
5/4/2013 4:48:37 PM EDT
[#4]
I heard you like politicians so I morphed my cock into a honkey assed piece of lying shit.  Wonder twins activated.
5/4/2013 4:53:47 PM EDT
[#5]
The dick in the back of my head is this big.
5/4/2013 4:56:06 PM EDT
[#6]
Black rifles are this big.......  



5/4/2013 4:58:06 PM EDT
[#7]
"I found out the hard way, his dick is thiiiiiis big "
5/4/2013 5:01:16 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


The dick in the back of my head is this big.


"I have a large black penis thrust against the base of my skull, and I estimate its length to be about this much...give or take an inch or two."



 
5/4/2013 5:11:17 PM EDT
[#9]
As big as his arms are, he can piss down my neck and tell me its raining.




5/4/2013 5:13:59 PM EDT
[#10]
Sorry, can't come up anything witty.  Just WTF??
5/4/2013 5:14:26 PM EDT
[#11]
[Politician]"I once took a cock this big."[/Politician]
5/4/2013 5:18:14 PM EDT
[#12]
" HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T HE "    

5/4/2013 5:19:18 PM EDT
[#13]
If the big guy behind me were to grab my ears. They would stretch thiiiissss much.
5/4/2013 5:25:54 PM EDT
[#14]
"He told these bitches his dick was this big"
5/4/2013 5:28:48 PM EDT
[#15]
That is one swole black man.

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5/4/2013 5:30:18 PM EDT
[#16]
"They tell me I'm white......from the waist down!"
5/4/2013 9:06:24 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Sorry, can't come up anything witty.  Just WTF??


The LEO was assigned as security for a city council meeting.

 
5/4/2013 9:10:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Dick in a head.

Step 1. Find a hole in the head.


5/4/2013 9:17:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Mushroom stamp
5/4/2013 9:29:10 PM EDT
[#20]
The two broads in the back are thinking "Turn around dammit, turn around!"
5/4/2013 10:02:43 PM EDT
[#21]
That awkward moment right before it becomes obvious that the room has been booked for a bachelorette party as well as a city council meeting.
5/4/2013 10:04:04 PM EDT
[#22]
BrainFuck!!!!