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10/6/2002 1:19:20 PM EDT
I just realized how easy things can flow into a Springer type situation. I was dating this girl a while back. We'll call here "D". Well she cheated on me with my best friend So I broke up with her and started dating "A".
    Well D figured that she still loved me and went a bit looney. Stalking me and A. We had some confrontations with D and her new friends. I used to watch her new friend's baby girl however. This mad things even more interesting. The people that trusted my with thier baby daughter are hating me now cause D cheated on me.
    Well, this went on for roughly two years and a few fist fights later, it seems that D had told some people that I had raped her. This is where the fist fights came in. Of course I didn't rape her, she cheated on me cause I wasn't giving her enough sex.
    Anyways, after about three years of dating A, we broke up because she says to me "You like you guns more than me". Well, A decides that she wants to get with D's brother. So now they are dating and he has just asked her to marry him. So now A will be D's sister in law and the daughted in law of the peole that hate her for causing D stress. (D thinks that we broke up because of A)
    It gets better, D wants to date me still. She is in love after four years. Sick girl. Yeah I could just see that dinner table if we got married. I have slept with D and my new brother in law's wife and I have parent in laws that have hated me for the last few years.
    This isn't the end yet though. D's father is also my accountant. Which made things very odd when I had to get a copy of my tax returns friday.  There sits D's whole family and my two ex girlfriends.
    All is well though, I have left this for a new life with a different girl who loves me and respects me and has goals and goes shooting with me and is always in a good mood. Everything is great for me now, but I am still not out of the loop. WTF, is everybodies life like this.
10/6/2002 1:23:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Damn!  I need an aspirin!  You must live in a small town.

Bradd
10/6/2002 1:25:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Yeah, used to live in a small town. Had to leave.
10/6/2002 1:28:13 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't think Springer can help you. He's off the air here anyway. You have some decisions to make. It can only get worse if you stay around those folks. Good Luck.

MM419
10/6/2002 1:28:52 PM EDT
[#4]
MOVE              TO                   NEW                YORK.


Your town is too small.
10/6/2002 1:30:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Maybe E,C or J will work out better.
10/6/2002 1:44:23 PM EDT
[#6]
NO.
10/6/2002 1:46:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Get a new accountant, at least.  Sheesh.
10/6/2002 1:55:31 PM EDT
[#8]
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
10/6/2002 2:00:58 PM EDT
[#9]
How did you let yourself get that tangled?  If people have a problem with me I cut off all contact with them.  This prevents webs of conspirators from forming.  Move far away.
10/6/2002 2:19:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Wow! and all this happened in Utah?
10/6/2002 2:27:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I should not have had my evening drink of JD before reading this because I now have a headache!
10/6/2002 3:16:43 PM EDT
[#12]
All we need now is for either A or D to confess to being a MAN!
10/6/2002 3:23:31 PM EDT
[#13]
You would only be springer material if after all this a and d slept with each other and dumped you and the Brother in law for their new found lesbian relationship.


Damn, There's a porno movie plot in all this somewhere.
10/6/2002 4:43:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Pictures!

We demand pictures!
10/6/2002 4:49:47 PM EDT
[#15]
I bet you $10 that "D" is hotter than "A".
10/6/2002 5:22:49 PM EDT
[#16]
I bow to you "Poon Master".......
10/6/2002 6:05:07 PM EDT
[#17]
a and d where sleeping together while you where dating a,now d's brother is doing a and d!
edited to get my a's and d's right[>:/]
( ithink thats right)
jerry!jerry!jerry!
10/6/2002 7:09:57 PM EDT
[#18]
toss in "a" is pregnant, is unsure who the father is, and wants you and the bro in law and a creepy looking gang member to take a paternity test...

[size=4]THEN[/size=4] you have Jerry material
10/6/2002 9:17:22 PM EDT
[#19]
This is where the fist fights came in.
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YADDA ALERT — You left out one of the most interesting details in the entire story! Please elaborate.

I have slept with D and my new brother in law's wife
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Wouldn't that make her your sister?

We may have Springer material here after all.
10/6/2002 9:29:44 PM EDT
[#20]
ahhh, and yet, another moral to the story.  Stay away from women who can be called "D"...  Right now, we are at 100% of "D"s being whacked...that i know of, although the percentage MIGHT be higher.