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Posted: 4/19/2013 8:16:00 PM EDT

Or is it too soon?

The suspension of the constitution and the comical inadequacy of 9,000 law enforcement officers doesn't count.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:18:48 PM EDT

[#1]

Not mine. I think I saw it on Arfcom earlier.

Suspect #1 goes to hell.....Chechens coming home to roast.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:19:08 PM EDT

[#2]

in.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:20:38 PM EDT

[#3]

Just waiting for SHOT next year when GLOCK will release its new line of pressure cookers.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:21:12 PM EDT

[#4]

How many Boston cops does it take to find a perp?

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:25:47 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

How many Boston cops does it take to find a perp?

How many you got?

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:31:53 PM EDT

[#6]

For a man who hates marathons, dude sure likes to run.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:41:56 PM EDT

[#7]

"In Russia, you bomb Chechen. In Amerika, Chechen bomb you!"

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:44:43 PM EDT

[#8]

How many terrorists does it take to put an entire unarmed city on lock down?

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:46:57 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
For a man who hates marathons, dude sure likes to run.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:47:38 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
How many terrorists does it take to put an entire unarmed city on lock down?

That's not a joke, that is a truth many don't acknowledge.

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:57:26 PM EDT

[#11]

How many police does it take to find 1 terrorist?

How many civilians does it take to find 1 terrorist after 9000 police previously cleared that area?

Posted: 4/19/2013 8:57:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2013 8:59:14 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:01:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

The early winner!!

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:01:39 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

Lol

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:01:52 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

winner

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:03:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Those boston liberals FAIL at "boating accident"

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:03:37 PM EDT

[#18]

Definitely the leader in the clubhouse

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:04:33 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

Eta: Although I repeated it a few too many times and it got old quick: "Boston Cops finally find the Little Man in The Boat, New England women rejoice!"

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:07:49 PM EDT

[#20]

The terrorist weren't setting bombs, they just failed at doing a woman's job of cooking.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:08:54 PM EDT

[#21]

I heard they were a blast to hang out with.............

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:09:20 PM EDT

[#22]

I hear the terrorist is in custody. Those that mean Biden is President now?

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:15:36 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Or is it too soon?

The suspension of the constitution and the comical inadequacy of 9,000 law enforcement officers doesn't count.

Ok, I live in brockton, just 20 miles south of Boston. We caught a terrorist in 4 days. I had family and friends in boston with both the national guard and the police looking for this person. I both understand the door to door manhunt and the rights of the constitution. I would have a hard time letting the police into my house but at the same time, you know they are just as scared as you. They aren't looking for drugs or other BS, they just wanted this fucking asshole.

I also have an ar-15 because I don't live in Boston. The residents in Watertown could own ar-15s i believe as that is not a town of boston.

I just wanna say STFU

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:22:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:25:35 PM EDT

[#25]

Everyone Chechin da houses. Who forgot to chechin da boats?

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:42:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Or is it too soon?

The suspension of the constitution and the comical inadequacy of 9,000 law enforcement officers doesn't count.

Ok, I live in brockton, just 20 miles south of Boston. We caught a terrorist in 4 days. I had family and friends in boston with both the national guard and the police looking for this person. I both understand the door to door manhunt and the rights of the constitution. I would have a hard time letting the police into my house but at the same time, you know they are just as scared as you. They aren't looking for drugs or other BS, they just wanted this fucking asshole.

I also have an ar-15 because I don't live in Boston. The residents in Watertown could own ar-15s i believe as that is not a town of boston.

I just wanna say STFU

You're bringing butthurt to a gallows humor thread.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:46:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Look at the bright side, no dogs were injured or killed in the making of this drama.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:48:46 PM EDT

[#28]

I'm going to run the Boston Marathon next Year. I heard it's a blast.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:48:48 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Look at the bright side, no dogs were injured or killed in the making of this drama.

And no Asian women were shot mistaken for a black man.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:53:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Look at the bright side, no dogs were injured or killed in the making of this drama.

And no Asian women were shot mistaken for a black man.

Don't forget about those poor, innocent, cones.

Posted: 4/19/2013 9:56:11 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:04:43 PM EDT

[#32]

Achmed's new cookbook, "Under Pressure: Cooking on the run. A guide to pressure cooked New England Cuisine"

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:15:44 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Achmed's new cookbook, "Under Pressure: Cooking on the run. A guide to pressure cooked New England Cuisine"

damn! lol

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:16:33 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Just waiting for SHOT next year when GLOCK will release its new line of pressure cookers.

Glock Factory in TX explodes..

....too soon, i know

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:19:13 PM EDT

[#35]

Just because it's Watertown does not mean the boat is in the water.
Nice try kid.

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:22:59 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/Bu8MRW5.png

Damn, now iam in the pressure cooker!
Karma's a Bitch!!

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:34:15 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/fiSCP8M.jpg

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:36:19 PM EDT

[#38]

This was on I Love 30 Round Mags FB page...

http://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:43:30 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:44:53 PM EDT

[#40]

Soupy thread.

In before the butthurt

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:50:34 PM EDT

[#41]

Oh fuck, I rost.

Posted: 4/19/2013 10:52:24 PM EDT

[#42]

"I lost all my terrorists in a tragic boating accident."

Posted: 4/19/2013 11:10:20 PM EDT

[#43]

If that boat had been Ted Kennedy's car he would have been dead hours ago.

Posted: 4/19/2013 11:46:57 PM EDT

[#44]

Can't believe nobody's mentioned Achmed!

dp

Posted: 4/19/2013 11:50:55 PM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 4/19/2013 11:53:03 PM EDT

[#46]

What is the best round for boats?

Posted: 4/19/2013 11:56:04 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
What is the best round for boats?

Chechen

Posted: 4/20/2013 12:21:17 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Can't believe nobody's mentioned Achmed!

http://www.monroecountyms.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/achmed.png

dp

Look up the page. I didn't have any pics and/or time to photoshop anything.

Posted: 4/20/2013 12:23:02 AM EDT

[#49]

Not a joke.

I called in sick on Monday. Tuesday morning when I was getting coffee the receptionist asked me where I was Monday. Without skipping a beat, I said 'I had to fly to Boston and take care of some shit'.

Posted: 4/20/2013 1:36:15 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
"In Russia, you bomb Chechen. In Amerika, Chechen bomb you!"

America shoul LEARN form this!!!!

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