[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Why do we?

Posted: 4/11/2013 2:56:46 PM EDT

Drive on a parkway...

Park on a driveway...

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:01:32 PM EDT

[#1]

We have a fondness for oxymorons.

Also, Hawaii has an interstate.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:22:50 PM EDT

[#2]

Ask George.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:29:10 PM EDT

[#3]

If you see someone parking on a parkway, just fire two blasts out your window.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:30:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Carry a gun in a Safeway...

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:30:51 PM EDT

[#5]

You know that guy that drives the snow plow in the winter?

How does he get to work?

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:37:12 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You know that guy that drives the snow plow in the winter?

How does he get to work?

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:41:37 PM EDT

[#7]

These questions always make me think about "How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop" we may never know.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:44:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
These questions always make me think about "How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop" we may never know.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:50:12 PM EDT

[#9]

for the same reason when you put freight on a boat its called cargo, when you put freight in a truck its called a shipment.

Posted: 4/11/2013 3:53:29 PM EDT

[#10]

I didn't say park drive, I said through the park