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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Famous Last Words (Page 1 of 4)

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4/2/2013 3:52:42 PM EDT
We've all heard the one: Hold my beer and watch this.
But how others? I'll start.

1: They can't hit the side of a Barn at this distance.

2: Pilot to Co pilot, Hey what's a Goat doing up here in the clouds?

3: Shoot, I can do that.

More?

4/2/2013 3:54:01 PM EDT
[#1]
"I'm still here, El guapo!"
4/2/2013 3:54:12 PM EDT
[#2]
It sure seemed like a good idea at the time!
4/2/2013 3:54:34 PM EDT
[#3]
"But I was told beans went with chili."
4/2/2013 3:55:47 PM EDT
[#4]
"Honey, it's not what it looks like."
4/2/2013 3:55:52 PM EDT
[#5]
"Sheeeeit"
4/2/2013 3:55:56 PM EDT
[#6]
Here... smell my finger.
4/2/2013 3:56:48 PM EDT
[#7]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."


4/2/2013 3:57:21 PM EDT
[#8]
"Nobody can shoot at that rang.... ackkkk!!!!!"  [Civil War General]
4/2/2013 3:57:23 PM EDT
[#9]
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"

ETA: Beat by 35 seconds...
4/2/2013 3:58:48 PM EDT
[#10]
so far so good so far so good
4/2/2013 3:58:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Don't worry, we can make it ...
4/2/2013 3:59:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't worry the Guns not loaded
4/2/2013 3:59:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Honey, we're just friends......
4/2/2013 4:00:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Alpha Mike Foxtrot
4/2/2013 4:00:43 PM EDT
[#15]
Hold my beer and watch this.
4/2/2013 4:00:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Best bad ass words-"More weight" farmer  accused of witchcraft while being pressed with stones during the salem witch trials
4/2/2013 4:00:48 PM EDT
[#17]
Hold my beer.
4/2/2013 4:01:29 PM EDT
[#18]
In the wheelhouse of the Titanic:  "Who ordered all this ice?"
Downtown Hiroshima:  "An air raid siren?  What can one plane do?"
Davey Crockett (to Jim Bowie) - "Lookit all them Messkins!  We pouring concrete today?"
4/2/2013 4:01:35 PM EDT
[#19]
Just the tip...

4/2/2013 4:01:51 PM EDT
[#20]
2x post
4/2/2013 4:02:06 PM EDT
[#21]
What's the worst that could happen?
4/2/2013 4:03:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Where did that helicopter go?
4/2/2013 4:05:10 PM EDT
[#23]
"Oh yeah?  Come up here & say that!" - Abe Lincoln
4/2/2013 4:05:29 PM EDT
[#24]
I'd like to see you try!
4/2/2013 4:06:05 PM EDT
[#25]
"Fuck you"


4/2/2013 4:06:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Allahu Akbar!




"Those Marines will never see us, as dark as it is..."
4/2/2013 4:06:21 PM EDT
[#27]
"That shit looks fun!"
4/2/2013 4:06:59 PM EDT
[#28]

"What am I being charged with?"


4/2/2013 4:07:41 PM EDT
[#29]
It's  not too late
4/2/2013 4:08:04 PM EDT
[#30]


Gandee's cell phone video cam picked up his last words: "Hey uncle-daddy! Watch this!"
4/2/2013 4:08:18 PM EDT
[#31]
What's the worst thing that can happen?
4/2/2013 4:08:49 PM EDT
[#32]
Custer's last words;

"Where'd  the hell all these indians come from?!"
4/2/2013 4:08:59 PM EDT
[#33]
It's the red wire. Yes I'm sure.
4/2/2013 4:09:01 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Allahu Akbar!




"Those Marines will never see us, as dark as it is..."


The best!    
4/2/2013 4:09:08 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
4/2/2013 4:09:37 PM EDT
[#36]
What was that?
4/2/2013 4:10:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Last year, three guys rammed a GA gun store with a van.  They planned to load the van up with all the guns, and then drive away.  The owner lived in the back of the "store" and was awoken when the van backed through his front wall.

He grabbed his AR-15 and confronted the thieves.  The three of them were all carrying weapons and turned around when the owner entered the store portion.

One perp said, "Kill that motherfucker!"

The owner shot him five times in the chest.  Perp #1 was DRT.

Perps #2 and #3 caught rounds as the owner continued to expend his remaining 25 rounds and the two fled the scene on foot, empty-handed.  They were later apprehended when they sought medical help at a nearby Waffle House.

Link, but it doesn't contain Perp's famous last words
4/2/2013 4:10:34 PM EDT
[#38]
" I got a feeling this play is going to suck."

- Abraham Lincoln
4/2/2013 4:10:37 PM EDT
[#39]
FUCK IT...IM FOING!!!!
4/2/2013 4:11:19 PM EDT
[#40]
Oscar Wilde's actual last words,"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
4/2/2013 4:11:46 PM EDT
[#41]
"You know you ain't gonna shoot me, so just put the fucking gun down, bitch."
4/2/2013 4:12:22 PM EDT
[#42]
Don't worry, it'll fit
4/2/2013 4:12:23 PM EDT
[#43]
"Hey, Michael J Fox, bring that bottle of nitroglycerine over here"
4/2/2013 4:14:40 PM EDT
[#44]
"Dust."

(in reply to wife saying, "So, what's on the TV tonight?")
4/2/2013 4:15:12 PM EDT
[#45]
"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."
4/2/2013 4:16:00 PM EDT
[#46]
"Don't let it end like this.  Tell them I said something"
4/2/2013 4:17:51 PM EDT
[#47]
"Oh, Shi..."
4/2/2013 4:18:20 PM EDT
[#48]
"Oh shit"

EDIT: Ninja'd
4/2/2013 4:19:54 PM EDT
[#49]
"Did you just hear something? It sounded like a bolt coming out..."

"That there is a zoo tiger, he's tame as a gerbil... here look..."

4/2/2013 4:20:10 PM EDT
[#50]
"So, I just sign here to register my ARs and 30-round mags, and then we're cool, right? "
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