Posted: 3/22/2013 5:16:27 PM EDT
| As I get more drunk through this night I begin to ponder.... mail ordered brides. Thoughts on hot mail ordered Russian Brides? If you could order one from any country where would you choose? |
My dad had a buddy that brought one over from Vietnam in the 80's last I heard they were still together. Cooked cleaned etc he was pretty happy. I was basically offered one from a Vietnamese lady where I get my haircut she showed me a picture album of some of relatives 18-20 I was 26 at the time they were really cute girls. She explained if I was interested in one they were fly me to Vietnam on their dime meet the girl family whole 9 yards spend so,e timenthere getnto know her etc she could come back here go to cosmetology school and be really great house wife better than American girls and they all love tall americans (her words). IDE be lying if I said it wasn't tempting at the time, I ended up meeting my wife the old fashioned way....match.com  also my wife is Thai but she was already in the states gotta find one that's fairly fob otherwise they can get to Americanized.
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Dude put down the phone and the credit card and sleep it off, nothing good comes of ordering a bride from Russia. The return policy is not like you see on QVC!
After you sober up go find yourself an illegal as they will cost you nothing to ship here as they are already here. There are 6-10 million of them to pick from ( I came to that figure based on the fact that the govt says that there are 12-20 millions illegals here, so I figure half of them must be women otherwise some group like the ACLU would have sued someone/everyone on the grounds that illegal women are not properly represented here in the country). The best part after not having to pay to get her here is that if you do not like her you do not have to pay to ship her back, just kick her out into the street and she will find her way. Repeat process until you find a keeper. My neighbor scored an illegal at the factory he manages and she was not only smokin hot but really nice. He thought he found gold so he married her and then knocked her up twice. Now he has an americanized bitch but thankfully still hot. Moral here is to stick with the ones that are already here! You can do it! |
I looked up the price range for one just for fun and I guess depending on QUALITY would cost you anywhere from 10-40K$ which I was kind of surprised thought it would cost more From what I have read the most $$$ part is flying to and from the country of where the woman is. So I am not sure how much a round trip ticket cost to and from Russia but doing that a few times I am sure gets expensive. Also read that a lot of them cant afford communication such as phone service, so I would imagine that can get pricey. And OH YEAH they recommend a translator which makes sense, unless you speak their language and KNOW their culture... Then you have all of the paperwork crap that you have to do in order to get them into the country. Seems like it could be a FUN 3 years or so and then she dumps you and takes all of your money and hard earnings. I will stick with my good ole American women! There is plenty of HOT ones to choose from here and all the cultures you want. Just got to know where to look 
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As I get more drunk through this night I begin to ponder.... mail ordered brides. Thoughts on hot mail ordered Russian Brides? If you could order one from any country where would you choose? Not FSU. (Former Soviet Union) A good friend works for the state department and has been assigned all over eastern Europe. He helped me to crystallize something about the eastern European psyche that I couldn't on my own. It's not just a poverty thing; there's poverty all over. It's a mindset. In order to get things done in the FSU, you had to learn to cut deals, run scams, "work" people and situations. Because they had to live their whole lives doing this, they never stop. They're crafty and they'll most likely try to run a game on you.....even if they themselves don't realize it. I'd go Asia first. In no particular order: Thailand, PI, and China. Central and South America are very fertile as well, but there are certain cultural aspects of that part of the world that might rub me the wrong way. |
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As I get more drunk through this night I begin to ponder.... mail ordered brides. Thoughts on hot mail ordered Russian Brides? If you could order one from any country where would you choose? Not FSU. (Former Soviet Union) A good friend works for the state department and has been assigned all over eastern Europe. He helped me to crystallize something about the eastern European psyche that I couldn't on my own. It's not just a poverty thing; there's poverty all over. It's a mindset. In order to get things done in the FSU, you had to learn to cut deals, run scams, "work" people and situations. Because they had to live their whole lives doing this, they never stop. They're crafty and they'll most likely try to run a game on you.....even if they themselves don't realize it. I'd go Asia first. In no particular order: Thailand, PI, and China. Central and South America are very fertile as well, but there are certain cultural aspects of that part of the world that might rub me the wrong way. The post USSR generation are not like that, the ones I know in the Moscow area do not want to leave as their economy is doing much better than ours at the moment. Russian men have a reputation for drinking and womanizing, many Russian woman find western men refreshing, they are highly educated and very self sufficient. The ones you see on the "mail order bride" sites are looking for a sugar daddy! They are the ones that are not hot enough to land a mobster or become an Oligarchs arm candy
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I just gotta say... the whole "Mail Order Bride" thing just seems lame to me. Find someone who grew up at the same time (And in the same environment) as you did....awesome. "Trick" some kid (who's young enough to be your daughter) from bumbfuck Egypt into thinking that you're some sort of American success story? So lame... Take your tiny penis and GTFO! lol |
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Romanian. I have the experience of one example, so I can recommend Romanian if looking smoking hot and being extremely horny is what you're after. Sexy, sexy English voice.. But speaking Romanian, God help us all... Even "Good morning, I love you!" sounds like fucking Satan... Unpleasant language to hear.
but she was so sweet and hot. Crazy too. But... |