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3/19/2013 3:07:46 PM EDT
I had Chinese take out for dinner and my fortune cookie has me stumped. What does this mean...



The wise man does at once what the fool does at last.



Any fortune cookie authors here?
3/19/2013 3:09:01 PM EDT
[#1]



Yeah, it means that you like ghey sex.

Sorry.


3/19/2013 3:10:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:



Yeah, it means that you like ghey sex.

Sorry.




3/19/2013 3:10:59 PM EDT
[#3]


Pretty sure it means Kiss her before you make DNA smoothie in her mouth.



3/19/2013 3:11:12 PM EDT
[#4]
Early bird gets the worm.
3/19/2013 3:11:38 PM EDT
[#5]
I got a good one the other day.

"In great attempts it is glorious even to fail"


3/19/2013 3:15:55 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:
Yeah, it means that you like ghey sex.



Sorry.







No, no it doesn't. Stop projecting your feelings into my thread.



 
3/19/2013 3:17:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Quoted:



Yeah, it means that you like ghey sex.

Sorry.



No, no it doesn't. Stop projecting your feelings into my thread.
 



Hey, you're the one that put all that gay stuff in your post.


3/19/2013 3:18:27 PM EDT
[#8]
The fool takes an action after learning that he should have done it a long time before "at last." The wise man takes the action right away instead of having to make many mistakes to learn the lesson.
3/19/2013 3:20:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Don't put off until tomorrow that which you can accomplish today.

OR

Shoot first, ask questions later.
3/19/2013 3:22:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I had Chinese take out for dinner and my fortune cookie has me stumped. What does this mean...

The wise man does at once what the fool does at last.

Any fortune cookie authors here?


It means, wisely buy your ammo cheap and stack it deep and sit back and laugh at all the fools who try to find it when th entire country is soldout!
3/19/2013 3:23:24 PM EDT
[#11]
A smart man gets it right the first time.  A dumb man takes many tries to get it right.  

3/19/2013 3:26:20 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
A smart man gets it right the first time.  A dumb man takes many tries to get it right.  



Bingo.
3/19/2013 3:26:39 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
A smart man gets it right the first time.  A dumb man takes many tries to get it right.  



3/19/2013 3:27:38 PM EDT
[#14]
You're all just making things up now.
3/19/2013 3:28:31 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:
Yeah, it means that you like ghey sex.



Sorry.







No, no it doesn't. Stop projecting your feelings into my thread.

 






Hey, you're the one that put all that gay stuff in your post.







What fortune cookies, or Chinese food in general?



 
3/19/2013 4:15:15 PM EDT
[#16]


Got that one at lunch today  
3/19/2013 4:17:18 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Don't put off until tomorrow that which you can accomplish today.

OR

Shoot first, ask questions later.


So the opposite of, "look before you leap."

but...

"He who hesitates is lost."