[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Secret Gay Code? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/11/2013 12:30:16 PM EDT
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I'll try to be brief here since no matter how good of a storyteller one is, they could never convey quite how bizarre this encounter was...
Friday night 2 friends and I went to a local taco truck to grab some dinner, this was about 19:00. We placed our order and then stood a few feet away while the guy made our food. The area near the food truck was empty, it was just the 3 of us and the food truck guy. A few minutes later a car pulls in and a guy gets out and starts walking over, but other than being oddly dressed we didn't really think much of it. Instead of walking over to the truck and ordering he stood really close to us and asks us if there are any good gay bars in the area. We indicated that we have no idea. He asked why. We said we don't hang out in gay bars. He asked if we were anti-gay. We told him we weren't anti-gay, we just aren't gay and we don't hang out in gay bars. At that point he propositioned one of my buddies, insisting that he must be gay. My buddy declined the offer. The guy then starts waving his hand around areas of my buddy's body, asking how much to "rent" each area. Again, we tell him my buddy isn't available to be rented. At this point he starts asking us if we "might" be gay, and if we have considered trying being gay. Then, while he's talking he pulls out a rape whistle and blows 2 short, and not very loud, blasts from it. Imagine the Morse Code for the letter "I." A few seconds after this, the food truck guy calls to us to let us know our food is ready, and we hurry to grab it and GTFO. On the way back to my buddy's house all we could do was comment on how fucking weird that encounter was, but nobody could figure out the significance of the whistle blasts. Is there some sort of gay whistle code we don't know about? |
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He apparently noted a contact on his Gaydar. My buddy that he homed in on is a cop and gets hit on by gay guys all the time.  It's the moustache. He is an unfortunate soul who can't really grow any facial hair. I've got a full beard. I guess the gay guy wasn't into bears. |
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The guy was attempting to troll you all to be violent. There was probably some one filming the whole thing hoping to take to the web and make it viral if you beat the shit out of the guy. I would venture that this is most likely true. However the thought me trying to hit on a hot lesbian while her partner was there did cross my mind. So I guess this could be possible here too... |
