Posted: 2/26/2013 11:05:20 PM EDT
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Dear Mr. xviperx420:
Thank you for writing to voice your opposition to the Assault Weapons Ban. Like you, I believe that the right to bear arms is guaranteed by the Constitution’s Second Amendment. The recent Supreme Court decisions reinforced this fact, but I believed that this was the case prior to those decisions. While the right to bear arms is enshrined by the Second Amendment to the Constitution, I believe that we have a collective interest in keeping guns out of the hands of those who want to harm the innocent. I believe it is possible to strike a reasonable balance. I have long advocated for faster and more accurate background checks so legal purchasers can receive their guns quickly while ensuring criminals do not illegally purchase and possess firearms. In 2011, I proposed S. 436, the Fix Gun Checks Act to provide more funding to states to compile required background data for the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS). This legislation builds on the National Rifle Association-supported NICS Improvements Amendment Act, passed by Congress in 2007. Ensuring that this information is comprehensive and up to date will protect law enforcement from criminals with illegally obtained weapons while speeding up the process for law abiding citizens. You may also be pleased to know that I have successfully fought to create new opportunities for gun owners to exercise their right to use guns. For example, in the 109th Congress, I secured federal money to expand the scarce hunting grounds in New York State by creating a financial incentive for private landowners to allow hunters access to their property. Thank you for contacting me about this important issue. Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future if I can ever be of assistance to you on this, or any other matter. Sincerely, Charles E. Schumer United States Senator |
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Dear Mr. xviperx420: Thank you for writing to voice your opposition to the Assault Weapons Ban. I can't believe my staffers suggested we even respond to you dipshits. Like you, I believe that the right to bear arms is guaranteed by the Constitution’s Second Amendment. blah blah lip service... just in case some Democrat wrote to me by accident and is just listening to those NRA retards The recent Supreme Court decisions reinforced this fact, but I believed that this was the case prior to those decisions. Soon they'll all die off and we'll get to pack the court with people who know what the collective good is. While the right to bear arms is enshrined by the Second Amendment to the Constitution I can't believe I even have to write this shit, really, who the fuck believes this? , I believe that we have a collective interest in keeping guns out of the hands of those who want to harm the innocent. Fucking stupid drooling masses. Every single one of them is a dumb slack-jawed idiot that really should just be shackled and working in the fields. Maybe it's time we just herd them all into camps and leave only us smart people alive. I believe it is possible to strike a reasonable balance. Blah blah lip service I can't believe these stupid shits believe it. Oh yeah, that's why we keep thema live... to shovel shit. I have long advocated for faster and more accurate background checks so legal purchasers can receive their guns quickly while ensuring criminals do not illegally purchase and possess firearms. I put "reasonable" in front of anything and they believe it. In 2011, I proposed S. 436, the Fix Gun Checks Act to provide more funding to states to compile required background data for the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS). This legislation builds on the National Rifle Association-supported NICS Improvements Amendment Act, passed by Congress in 2007. Whatever. They pay attention to this shit while we get them somewhere else. We've already convinced the public to turn over their guns for numbers printed on paper, this is easy enough. Ensuring that this information is comprehensive and up to date will protect law enforcement from criminals with illegally obtained weapons while speeding up the process for law abiding citizens. Makes it easy to find those who will resist our reforms for the greater good. Makes it easy to get rid of them. Best part is, we can do it right in front of them, accuse them of being crazy Glenn Beck listening paranoid nuts and the media runs with the joke and Jon Stewart mocks them every night and it's so fucking easy! Fuck, we could probably start shoving them into mass graves and no one would even fucking care - or they'd say 'oh well' and shrug. Fucking stupid shits. You may also be pleased to know that I have successfully fought to create new opportunities for gun owners to exercise their right to use guns. European royalty love pheasant hunting and bird shooting - it's a traditional noble pasttime, there's no reason I shouldn't enjoy it, too - hell, I'm the new king around here, or at least a duke. For example, in the 109th Congress, I secured federal money to expand the scarce hunting grounds in New York State by creating a financial incentive for private landowners to allow hunters access to their property. There are plenty of landed royalty like me who might want this; and we just need to get those fucking kulaks off their land so we can get more from the collective farms and leave more room for me and my friends to go out and enjoy the greatness and magnificence that we've bestowed upon them. Thank you for contacting me about this important issue. Fuck off and drop dead, shithead. Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future if I can ever be of assistance to you on this, or any other matter. I'll ignore the rest of your responses, too, but I'll put you on my list of people to be simply shot, rather than shovel shit for us. Sincerely, Fuck you Charles E. Schumer United States Senator Fuck you, I'm the Duke of Greater New York Schumer's opinion in blue. |
