Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption Uncle Joe

Posted: 2/25/2013 3:50:41 AM EDT

Posted: 2/25/2013 3:53:11 AM EDT

[#1]

"I'm a red X"....

Posted: 2/25/2013 3:54:27 AM EDT

[#2]

Too easy. "And then the Wookie whipped out her penis."

Posted: 2/25/2013 3:56:05 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

"I'm a red X"....

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:09:57 AM EDT

[#4]

... and just for the record, if Obama says just the tip...he's lying.

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:16:04 AM EDT

[#5]

Just because I took this much of Obama's cock in my mouth does not make me a cocksucker.

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:25:40 AM EDT

[#6]

I tell my wife "When the burglars show up just pull the trigger like this".

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:42:51 AM EDT

[#7]

My Dick is this big

I tell the truth this much

The stack of cash in my pocket is this thick

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:44:07 AM EDT

[#8]

"I have a baby dick thats weeeeee big"

Posted: 2/25/2013 4:45:40 AM EDT

[#9]

This is how much I give a damn about the American public and their rights

Posted: 2/25/2013 7:32:54 AM EDT

[#10]

I've got about this much intelligence.

Posted: 2/25/2013 7:34:05 AM EDT

[#11]

He's a-movin' kind of slow.

Posted: 2/25/2013 7:35:13 AM EDT

[#12]

I think "Uncle" is far too endearing for him. I propose a change to Tyrant Joe.

Posted: 2/25/2013 7:40:07 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I think "Uncle" is far too endearing for him. I propose a change to Tyrant Joe.

This........................

Posted: 2/25/2013 8:54:48 AM EDT

[#14]

Before Viagra / After Viagra

Posted: 2/25/2013 8:59:05 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
He's a-movin' kind of slow.

at the junction...

Posted: 2/25/2013 9:05:09 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
... and just for the record, if Obama says just the tip...he's lying.

Posted: 2/25/2013 9:17:31 AM EDT

[#17]

I am this close to being clinically retarded.

Posted: 2/25/2013 9:22:35 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I am this close to being clinically retarded.

Posted: 2/25/2013 9:37:53 AM EDT

[#19]

How much intelligence it takes to be VP

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption Uncle Joe

Warning

Confirm Action

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption Uncle Joe

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption Uncle Joe