Haiku thread? > General Discussion

Posted: 2/13/2013 12:29:03 AM EDT

I'm like a virgin,
Touched for the very first time,
Madonna haiku!

Posted: 2/13/2013 12:41:46 AM EDT

[#1]

初しぐれ猿も小蓑をほしげ也
はつしぐれさるもこみのをほしげなり

But IDK WTF it says

Posted: 2/13/2013 12:50:55 AM EDT

[#2]

I like big butts and
I can not lie you other
brothers can't deny

Posted: 2/13/2013 12:53:42 AM EDT

[#3]

This rifle is mine
There are others like it, yes
But this one, is mine.

Posted: 2/13/2013 12:57:32 AM EDT

[#4]

Hillary sucks ass
Feinstein is a dumb cunt
That is my haiku, FBHO

Posted: 2/13/2013 1:20:45 AM EDT

[#5]

Great worry No sleep
The government corrupt
Life during wartime

Posted: 2/13/2013 1:24:44 AM EDT

[#6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7T9q48ggQ

Posted: 2/13/2013 1:38:09 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7T9q48ggQ

Two forty and eight
Seconds I can not regain
Why did you do that...?

Posted: 2/13/2013 1:40:14 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7T9q48ggQ

Two forty and eight
Seconds I can not regain
Why did you do that...?

Your welcome.

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:14:41 AM EDT

[#9]

too late for robert

sign warns of carnivore plants

red chlorophyll burps

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:15:01 AM EDT

[#10]

You step out of line
Now must fear the government
They will burn you out

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:22:33 AM EDT

[#11]

at the age old pond
a frog leaps into water
a deep resonance

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:25:48 AM EDT

[#12]

tin foil provides

all the info you will need

GD master

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:26:15 AM EDT

[#13]

I felt need to fart
Got more than I expected
Too much Olestra

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:36:54 AM EDT

[#14]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:39:01 AM EDT

[#15]

Rosie O'Donnell
Want to kick her in the scrote
I know she's got one

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:48:50 AM EDT

[#16]

Oh what have I done?
Something is bad when I pee.
Oh IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:51:19 AM EDT

[#17]

Taking off her pants
Been holding off forever
Wow, that's a big bulge

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:53:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Cannot move my hand
Penis is getting quite warm
Goddamn super glue

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:54:59 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Taking off her pants
Been holding off forever
Wow, that's a big bulge

This bulge you speak of
Is it in your pants, my friend?
This is important

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:56:18 AM EDT

[#20]

more gun control talk

massive panic buying binge

P Mags backordered

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:56:42 AM EDT

[#21]

Before the lock
Quote trees grow singing
Beekeeper LOL

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:57:01 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Taking off her pants
Been holding off forever
Wow, that's a big bulge

This bulge you speak of
Is it in your pants, my friend?
This is important

Own bulge is fleeting
Very unpleasant surprise
Hootus retreating

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:57:37 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Before the lock
Quote trees grow singing
Beekeeper LOL

Such hardcore fail. Do you even know what a haiku is?

Posted: 2/13/2013 2:59:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Taking off her pants
Been holding off forever
Wow, that's a big bulge

This bulge you speak of
Is it in your pants, my friend?
This is important

Own bulge is fleeting
Very unpleasant surprise
Hootus retreating

Sounds like a nightmare
I would also run from that
But what's "her" number?

Posted: 2/13/2013 3:07:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Rain brings bad car wrecks
Tire engineers scratch their heads
Cooter grips when wet

Worlds a giant turd
Floating in a cosmic bowl
Be my Valentine

Posted: 2/13/2013 3:08:47 AM EDT

[#26]

snap, crackle, pop, pop

lots of smoke and lots of flames

Dorner burnt to crisp

Posted: 2/13/2013 3:10:26 AM EDT

[#27]

When I poop my pants.
I feel shameful and dirty.
Just kidding. Don't care.

Posted: 2/13/2013 3:26:01 AM EDT

[#28]

Date with bake shop Hott
Yeast rolls and muffins delight
Cooter not so much

Erotic dream vivid
Change purse bulges like my lust
Valentine card bought

Posted: 2/13/2013 4:06:20 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
When I poop my pants.
I feel shameful and dirty.
Just kidding. Don't care.

Poop thread gets the lock.
Anything is game in poem.
Haiku makes it fine.

Posted: 2/13/2013 8:29:42 AM EDT

[#30]

What is a haiku?
This too many syllables?
I can count to po...

Posted: 2/13/2013 8:34:57 AM EDT

[#31]

A man in the woods.
fall is the season he's in.
bear shit on his shoe.

Posted: 2/13/2013 8:55:48 AM EDT

[#32]

Open spaces we need,

Our numbers, larger they grow,

The fire inside grows.

Posted: 2/13/2013 8:56:23 AM EDT

[#33]

bless you.

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:02:01 AM EDT

[#34]

I love spaghetti
Molten chocolate lava bomb
Cloud gently floats by

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:05:02 AM EDT

[#35]

Dorner had a lot of ammo.
Where did he get it?
Think they have any stock left?

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:06:27 AM EDT

[#36]

Beware orange cones,

Oh, the huge manatee

Do Not Wander there!

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:06:41 AM EDT

[#37]

The haiku thread
arfcom creativity
But no poop jokes please

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:10:36 AM EDT

[#38]

Blade at 45
and declare to entire store
YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ME!

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:16:27 AM EDT

[#39]

Insanity reigns
Haikus in ARFCOM GD?
To the pit with you!

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:18:19 AM EDT

[#40]

I'm taking a shit
It curls on your head
Once again, you lose

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:29:03 AM EDT

[#41]

The chair is firmly against the wall
Johns mustache is quite lengthy
The number to FO is 87

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:29:39 AM EDT

[#42]

I LOVE CONES

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:29:43 AM EDT

[#43]

It's 5 7 5. Amazing how something that simple is still jacked up by half the folks posting.

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:31:03 AM EDT

[#44]

I can't deny it,
I'm a rough rider,
You don't want to fuck with me

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:31:06 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
It's 5 7 5. Amazing how something that simple is still jacked up by half the folks posting.

That's 24

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:31:43 AM EDT

[#46]

Retarded you are

For such a silly request

None will be that good

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:32:35 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's 5 7 5. Amazing how something that simple is still jacked up by half the folks posting.

That's 24

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:42:35 AM EDT

[#48]

Thread going to shit
At first there were some good ones
GD ruins all

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:49:23 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

It's 5 7 5. Amazing how something that simple is still jacked up by half the folks posting.

Format Five, Seven, Five

Correction to formatting

To comply with thread.

Posted: 2/13/2013 9:55:06 AM EDT

[#50]

When I'm on GD
Annoying is a post tree
Fuck Barak Obama

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