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2/11/2013 8:01:44 PM EDT

 



2/11/2013 8:03:00 PM EDT
[#1]
That was my response. I guess I'm a dyke
2/11/2013 8:03:42 PM EDT
[#2]
2/11/2013 8:03:46 PM EDT
[#3]
...oh my...
2/11/2013 8:04:43 PM EDT
[#4]
They jealous,lezys have none.
2/11/2013 8:05:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Already a de-motivational poster, I'm sure.


2/11/2013 8:06:05 PM EDT
[#6]
2/11/2013 8:06:56 PM EDT
[#7]
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.
2/11/2013 8:07:05 PM EDT
[#8]
I would open wide and chomp down if she put them that close to my face too.
2/11/2013 8:07:11 PM EDT
[#9]
doubletap
2/11/2013 8:07:43 PM EDT
[#10]
2/11/2013 8:07:56 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm envious of Ellen on both counts, to her left and her right.
2/11/2013 8:11:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Ellen is drooling all over her tuxuedo
2/11/2013 8:13:44 PM EDT
[#13]


YEP.
2/11/2013 8:18:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Yeah...    not surprised.  I believed that she works in the carpet cleaning business.
2/11/2013 8:20:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Love them boobs.
2/11/2013 8:22:03 PM EDT
[#16]
She only wishes she could have them.
2/11/2013 8:22:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
They jealous,lezys have none.


This.

Jealous little ironing boards...
2/11/2013 8:26:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


2/11/2013 8:34:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Ellen thinks like me
2/11/2013 8:50:18 PM EDT
[#20]
From that angle, she kinda looks like a short Leonard Nemoy.
2/11/2013 8:55:32 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:



Quoted:

They jealous,lezys have none.




This.



Jealous little ironing boards...


Them boards are whoas.





Filthy oblama loving whoas, all them boards.
 
2/12/2013 5:40:08 AM EDT
[#22]
for the morning guys :)
 
2/12/2013 5:42:21 AM EDT
[#23]
NOM NOM NOM...

2/12/2013 5:44:22 AM EDT
[#24]
Somehow I knew this would be about Katy Perry's rack.
2/12/2013 1:20:45 PM EDT
[#25]
So close, Ellen, but soooo far away
2/12/2013 1:23:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Anyone remember my posts about the Grammy's the other night?    

Look for the front view pictures that are out there.


When she was presenting an award to someone, the fucking mic was in the way of her clevage.

Pissed, I was.
2/12/2013 1:24:38 PM EDT
[#27]
It took me a few minutes to realize that Ellen was in the picture.
2/12/2013 1:29:24 PM EDT
[#28]
She needs a lot of c..k
2/12/2013 1:30:16 PM EDT
[#29]
I clicked on this thread again, and I didn't use the little green box for a reason.
2/12/2013 1:31:46 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.
2/12/2013 1:32:04 PM EDT
[#31]
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
2/12/2013 1:32:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Three of them...
2/12/2013 1:37:16 PM EDT
[#33]
Whose the short ugly blonde dude?
2/12/2013 1:40:44 PM EDT
[#34]
+1

2/12/2013 1:42:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.


It had been a long time since she had seen such a magnificent specimen of youthful girl beauty.  The long  line of softball coaches, female truckers and LPGA  players that preceded this moment had not prepared Ellen for such a stunning display of pure unadulterated bosomy beauty.  As Katy removed her top to reveal those glorious orbs of ecstasy, Ellen felt the blood rushing to her womanhood.....it was in that moment she finally knew that the months spent luring Katy to her home was not wasted.    She readied the chloroform.....
2/12/2013 1:44:02 PM EDT
[#36]
Too bad she doesn't have the brains to go with the boobs

2/12/2013 1:45:03 PM EDT
[#37]
I got in touch with my feminine side, only to discover I'm a raging lesbian.
2/12/2013 1:46:47 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


...oh my...


I'm a fan of boobies. And nice  asses.  Legs.   And pretty faces.  

 
2/12/2013 1:48:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.


It had been a long time since she had seen such a magnificent specimen of youthful girl beauty.  The long  line of softball coaches, female truckers and LPGA  players that preceded this moment had not prepared Ellen for such a stunning display of pure unadulterated bosomy beauty.  As Katy removed her top to reveal those glorious orbs of ecstasy, Ellen felt the blood rushing to her womanhood.....it was in that moment she finally knew that the months spent luring Katy to her home was not wasted.    She readied the chloroform.....


Go on....
2/12/2013 1:48:47 PM EDT
[#40]


Her assets and talents reside south of her cranium.
2/12/2013 1:49:31 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.


It had been a long time since she had seen such a magnificent specimen of youthful girl beauty.  The long  line of softball coaches, female truckers and LPGA  players that preceded this moment had not prepared Ellen for such a stunning display of pure unadulterated bosomy beauty.  As Katy removed her top to reveal those glorious orbs of ecstasy, Ellen felt the blood rushing to her womanhood.....it was in that moment she finally knew that the months spent luring Katy to her home was not wasted.    She readied the chloroform.....



Don't stop now.
2/12/2013 1:50:18 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:


Her assets and talents reside south of her cranium.


You're on a fucking roll.
2/12/2013 1:52:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:


Her assets and talents reside south of her cranium.

I can't argue with you there
2/12/2013 1:53:16 PM EDT
[#44]


you talkin bout Boobs my cat!?
2/12/2013 1:54:32 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.


It had been a long time since she had seen such a magnificent specimen of youthful girl beauty.  The long  line of softball coaches, female truckers and LPGA  players that preceded this moment had not prepared Ellen for such a stunning display of pure unadulterated bosomy beauty.  As Katy removed her top to reveal those glorious orbs of ecstasy, Ellen felt the blood rushing to her womanhood.....it was in that moment she finally knew that the months spent luring Katy to her home was not wasted.    She readied the chloroform.....


Go on....


Katy could not understand how Ellen could be so clumsy.  Dumping a whole glass of wine on her blouse.  Well, she would change out of it and into this bowling shirt Ellen happened to have handy.  Then they could get on to   discussing the charity event for transgendered, latex allergic homeless people that was.....what is that smell? Ellen!!! Argh, can't breath,  stop!!!'  Going black,,,can't fight,,,,
2/12/2013 1:58:07 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She wants to latch her filthy carpet munching mouth on that so bad.


You should write romance novels.

I'd read them.


It had been a long time since she had seen such a magnificent specimen of youthful girl beauty.  The long  line of softball coaches, female truckers and LPGA  players that preceded this moment had not prepared Ellen for such a stunning display of pure unadulterated bosomy beauty.  As Katy removed her top to reveal those glorious orbs of ecstasy, Ellen felt the blood rushing to her womanhood.....it was in that moment she finally knew that the months spent luring Katy to her home was not wasted.    She readied the chloroform.....


Go on....


Katy could not understand how Ellen could be so clumsy.  Dumping a whole glass of wine on her blouse.  Well, she would change out of it and into this bowling shirt Ellen happened to have handy.  Then they could get on to   discussing the charity event for transgendered, latex allergic homeless people that was.....what is that smell? Ellen!!! Argh, can't breath,  stop!!!'  Going black,,,can't fight,,,,



*zips pants up and goes to find another thread*
2/12/2013 1:59:00 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
*zips pants up and goes to find another thread*


And...I'm done.
2/12/2013 2:00:45 PM EDT
[#48]
NICE
2/12/2013 2:02:17 PM EDT
[#49]
If tits were brains she'd be Einstein
2/12/2013 2:02:45 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Whose the short ugly blonde dude?


David Spade
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