[ARCHIVED THREAD] - From this point forward... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/30/2013 8:20:33 PM EDT
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I would like all of you to refer to me as M'Lord. |
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Bishop jumps Queen, M'Lord? The Bishop may jump the shoeless prostitute. Many thanks for making her shoeless and not toothless, M'Lord. She is fast, so you will need to lure her close with either a half shilling or a crust of bread. Then she may be mounted provided Cecil has not engaged her since the last full moon. |
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I would like all of you to refer to me as M'Lord. Blow bubbles with my spodee, M'Lord. You will be the Court Jester of Commoners. I pray it pleases M'Lord to have you imbibe deeply from the Jester's drizzling wind breakage. Dibs upon the shoeless wynche once rendered free of teeth, BTW. |
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I would like all of you to refer to me as M'Lord. Blow bubbles with my spodee, M'Lord. You will be the Court Jester of Commoners. I pray it pleases M'Lord to have you imbibe deeply from the Jester's drizzling wind breakage. Dibs upon the shoeless wynche once rendered free of teeth, BTW. The prostitute will be busy milking the hogs. You may sing merrily and gather dried manure for the making of mead. |
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i give in, sorry for calling you bro, m'lord ...and you shall be Clifford, the bow-legged executioner. is it time to bust out the axe m'lord? No. The Royal Steed requires his semi-annual colonic cleansing. Fetch the royal gauntlets and splash guard. |
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i give in, sorry for calling you bro, m'lord ...and you shall be Clifford, the bow-legged executioner. is it time to bust out the axe m'lord? No. The Royal Steed requires his semi-annual colonic cleansing. Fetch the royal gauntlets and splash guard. yes, m'lord. as executioner can i use a rusty switchblade as opposed to an axe, m'lord? |
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SO full of WTF |




