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1/29/2013 7:28:17 PM EDT
Is there such a thing as The Devil?

Is he responsible for the evil in this world?

Does he influence people to do his infernal bidding?

Does he have an Army of demons that bewitch the living and posses their bodies and do evil?

Does Black Magic work? Can a person speak incantations to call forth the powers of Hell and bend those powers to their will?


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1/29/2013 7:30:27 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm going to jump in this one just to watch the fun. This is the second of it's type in GD tonight.
1/29/2013 7:30:27 PM EDT
[#2]
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... the world may never know.
1/29/2013 7:32:00 PM EDT
[#3]
I believe there is someone responsible for all the evil in this world.

If the Devil does exist then God has to be real.
1/29/2013 7:32:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Is there such a thing as The Devil?

Is he responsible for the evil in this world?

Does he influence people to do his infernal bidding?

Does he have an Army of demons that bewitch the living and posses their bodies and do evil?

Does Black Magic work? Can a person speak incantations to call forth the powers of Hell and bend those powers to their will?


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Of course there is dont you watch Supernatural?
1/29/2013 7:32:33 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


I'm going to jump in this one just to watch the fun. This is the second of it's type in GD tonight.


What was the other one? I didn't realize that Beelzebub was so popular in GD.

 
1/29/2013 7:32:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Yes there is, he is in the capital
1/29/2013 7:32:55 PM EDT
[#7]
Nope.
1/29/2013 7:34:41 PM EDT
[#8]

1/29/2013 7:36:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Is there a place for these topics on arfcom??

Will OP ever find it?

Who will ever know?
1/29/2013 7:36:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.
1/29/2013 7:37:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Mostly a victim of bad PR
1/29/2013 7:37:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Is there such a thing as The Devil?

Is he responsible for the evil in this world?

Does he influence people to do his infernal bidding?

Does he have an Army of demons that bewitch the living and posses their bodies and do evil?

Does Black Magic work? Can a person speak incantations to call forth the powers of Hell and bend those powers to their will?


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Of course there is dont you watch Supernatural?


i love that show
1/29/2013 7:38:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.


1/29/2013 7:39:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.


He does have better music.



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1/29/2013 7:41:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Yes, Satan's name is George Soros, and he has a bunch of devils working for him, like Feinstein, Bloomberg and Nobama. These devils have minions working at the media.
1/29/2013 7:43:06 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.


Liberal troll warning..
1/29/2013 7:45:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Satan is government  look how they treat us if this isn't hell than what is
1/29/2013 7:45:24 PM EDT
[#18]
satan is just as real as santa
1/29/2013 7:45:51 PM EDT
[#19]
1/29/2013 7:47:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Yes, Satan's name is George Soros, and he has a bunch of devils working for him, like Feinstein, Bloomberg and Nobama. These devils have minions working at the media.



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1/29/2013 7:47:40 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Yes, Satan's name is George Soros, and he has a bunch of devils working for him, like Feinstein, Bloomberg and Nobama. These devils have minions working at the media.


My serious post was going to be close to this.

If you have a hard wondering why Communists continue to push their ideas, with ~160 years of failures and millions dead, just think of the "original sin."

And no, Satan is most definitely not in man's corner.
1/29/2013 7:49:03 PM EDT
[#22]
If he is real, then Satan would be a legitimate defense to a crime such as murder.

"The Devil made me do it". As soon as that is a recognized defense in an American court, I will concede that Satan is the cause of evil and corrupts humans.
1/29/2013 7:49:07 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Yes, Satan's name is George Soros, and he has a bunch of devils working for him, like Feinstein, Bloomberg and Nobama. These devils have minions working at the media.




My serious post was going to be close to this.



If you have a hard wondering why Communists continue to push their ideas, with ~160 years of failures and millions dead, just think of the "original sin."



And no, Satan is most definitely not in man's corner.


Hard for an non existent entity to be in anyone's corner.



 
1/29/2013 7:49:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Is there such a thing as The Devil?

Is he responsible for the evil in this world?

Does he influence people to do his infernal bidding?

Does he have an Army of demons that bewitch the living and posses their bodies and do evil?

Does Black Magic work? Can a person speak incantations to call forth the powers of Hell and bend those powers to their will?

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Not sure about how direct those last two work but I'm OK with describing shit heads like Lanza as having demons inside.

The rest I'm 100% good with.
1/29/2013 7:49:45 PM EDT
[#25]
No.
1/29/2013 7:49:49 PM EDT
[#26]
1/29/2013 7:50:08 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.


Liberal troll warning..


Humorless conservative warning.
1/29/2013 7:50:18 PM EDT
[#28]
the devil made me do it

1/29/2013 7:50:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
If he is real, then Satan would be a legitimate defense to a crime such as murder.

"The Devil made me do it". As soon as that is a recognized defense in an American court, I will concede that Satan is the cause of evil and corrupts humans.


You're pissed off that they didn't execute that bitch tonight, aren't you?


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1/29/2013 7:50:54 PM EDT
[#30]
i believe in the IPU.

1/29/2013 7:51:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If he is real, then Satan would be a legitimate defense to a crime such as murder.

"The Devil made me do it". As soon as that is a recognized defense in an American court, I will concede that Satan is the cause of evil and corrupts humans.


You're pissed off that they didn't execute that bitch tonight, aren't you?


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heh

1/29/2013 7:52:08 PM EDT
[#32]
1/29/2013 7:53:53 PM EDT
[#33]





satan spelled backwards is obama






1/29/2013 7:54:17 PM EDT
[#34]
Without Satan, Jesus would probably blow his brains out from boredom. So, Satan does serve good purpose.
1/29/2013 7:54:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.

He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.

He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.

He has much better music and refreshments.

Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?

I like the guy.


He didn't steal anything.  It was always there for the taking, the choice to do so was Man's.

Actually, Lucifer is nothing more than G-d's help.  He can do nothing against the desire of G-d, and anything he has done to man has been done to make us stronger and to help us understand what we are able to overcome.  He's just another teacher provided to us.

ETA-That's assuming that such a being exists, and that any of it really matters.
1/29/2013 7:56:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Someone's got to think they are better than the best, and the best has to show him he ain't.  Thus unfolds human history.  This concludes our GD bible study for trolls for the evening.
1/29/2013 7:58:12 PM EDT
[#37]
We are creating it as we go along my friend, despite what these "social monkeys" think.

There's a little bit of him in all of us.

Some more than others.
1/29/2013 7:58:22 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Yes, Satan's name is George Soros, and he has a bunch of devils working for him, like Feinstein, Bloomberg and Nobama. These devils have minions working at the media.


My serious post was going to be close to this.

If you have a hard wondering why Communists continue to push their ideas, with ~160 years of failures and millions dead, just think of the "original sin."

And no, Satan is most definitely not in man's corner.

Hard for an non existent entity to be in anyone's corner.
 


Yup, it's all random and meaningless...
1/29/2013 7:58:33 PM EDT
[#39]
I don't know about Satan, but there are some truly evil people out there and I'm not talking about your usual violent offenders, sexual predators or psych patients (or politicians) but truly evil people.  It's hard to describe but you'll know if you meet one; I've run across a couple during my time in EMS and it was the same weird feeling each time.  If I never come across another it'll suite me just fine.
1/29/2013 7:59:22 PM EDT
[#40]
He's the scape goat for the shit God doesn't want to take responsibility for.
1/29/2013 8:00:38 PM EDT
[#41]
1/29/2013 8:01:53 PM EDT
[#42]
I'm going to say no only because god doesn't exist earlier and both god and satan are human made up dietys.
1/29/2013 8:02:33 PM EDT
[#43]
w15ly, You Jewish?
No ill intent.
One sect will not place the 'o' between the G and the D
G-D, is how they spell it.
Oop, mean G-DS name, not, 'it'.
1/29/2013 8:03:02 PM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:


Satan is our friend.  He is the ultimate humanist.  He's a fan of man.



He stole fire and gave it to us.  He encouraged us to seek knowledge.



He keeps trying to help us get out from under the ultimate oppressive big brother.



He has much better music and refreshments.



Would you rather have demon liquor or angel food cake?



I like the guy.


I agree

 
1/29/2013 8:04:55 PM EDT
[#45]
As an ordained minister and a gun owner and an ARF com'r
it sadens me to see the flippant responses here on this subject.
Yes I believe in Satan and the powers that he is allowed
to ply on this earth but his days are numbered and he is
nobody's friend. It is written in Gods word, there is pleasure
in sin for a time but the day of judgment will come. Where
will we all stand in that day?
1/29/2013 8:09:50 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
As an ordained minister and a gun owner and an ARF com'r
it sadens me to see the flippant responses here on this subject.
Yes I believe in Satan and the powers that he is allowed
to ply on this earth but his days are numbered and he is
nobody's friend. It is written in Gods word, there is pleasure
in sin for a time but the day of judgment will come. Where
will we all stand in that day?


Serious questions:

Do you believe in things like demonic possession and black magic, or is Satan simply concerned with big picture stuff like wars and corrupting societies?

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1/29/2013 8:12:30 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
w15ly, You Jewish?
No ill intent.
One sect will not place the 'o' between the G and the D
G-D, is how they spell it.


I'm a Reform Jew, and I try to be respectful.  You never know when one of these threads will get locked and trashed.  Old habits die hard and all that.
1/29/2013 8:28:45 PM EDT
[#48]
IM rcvd. ackd. and sent.
1/29/2013 8:31:03 PM EDT
[#49]
Debbil is real.  If we are weak we fall prey to him.
1/29/2013 8:32:52 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Is there such a thing as The Devil?

Is he responsible for the evil in this world?

Does he influence people to do his infernal bidding?

Does he have an Army of demons that bewitch the living and posses their bodies and do evil?

Does Black Magic work? Can a person speak incantations to call forth the powers of Hell and bend those powers to their will?


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Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back

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