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1/18/2013 1:36:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Reminds me of what I wrote on facebook a while back

I may have at least one evil black rifle, sorry to say....

I have to keep it caged in my basement with surveillance camera's watching. I bring a therapist in weekly to talk to it, but it doesn't seem to be getting any better. It just sits there and doesn't say anything. I let it out every now and then, I feed it brass, I try to show it the proper way to live, and it seems to enjoy the time, but when I put it back in its cell, it just sits there and stairs into the corner. I worry about it, and am afraid if I let it out, it will do something crazy, snap if you will. I have heard these EBR's are not to be trusted if you let them out of their cage without proper supervision. I have gotten many books, like "how to train your EBR", "EBR for dummies", and "do you know where your EBR is right now?". The books are helpful, but I don't see what it actually does for me when the EBR is the problem.
1/18/2013 1:45:50 PM EDT
[#2]
There used to be a website with an ar on a webcam. I think it was up for years. It never did anything either.
1/18/2013 1:47:22 PM EDT
[#3]
"where I sat it"  
1/18/2013 1:51:23 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
There used to be a website with an ar on a webcam. I think it was up for years. It never did anything either.


Still there: http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/
1/18/2013 1:51:40 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Reminds me of what I wrote on facebook a while back

I may have at least one evil black rifle, sorry to say....

I have to keep it caged in my basement with surveillance camera's watching. I bring a therapist in weekly to talk to it, but it doesn't seem to be getting any better. It just sits there and doesn't say anything. I let it out every now and then, I feed it brass, I try to show it the proper way to live, and it seems to enjoy the time, but when I put it back in its cell, it just sits there and stairs into the corner. I worry about it, and am afraid if I let it out, it will do something crazy, snap if you will. I have heard these EBR's are not to be trusted if you let them out of their cage without proper supervision. I have gotten many books, like "how to train your EBR", "EBR for dummies", and "do you know where your EBR is right now?". The books are helpful, but I don't see what it actually does for me when the EBR is the problem.


That was you? I found it on some other forum and screencap'd it. Well done sir, well done indeed.