Posted: 1/10/2013 5:16:40 PM EDT
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Makes me happier
Makes me yell at the wind. Make me hug my dog. |
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Tom T. Hall
In some of my songs i have casually mentioned The fact that i like to drink beer This little song is more to the point Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears (Chorus:) I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer (he likes beer) My wife often frowns when we're out on the town And i'm wearing a suit and a tie She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth When i yell as the waiter goes by (Chorus) Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene And i went to a place so sublime Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer Then they turned it all into wine I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer (yes, he likes beer) |
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The wisdom of Homer SImpson:
•I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. •“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.” •Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. •Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. •Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure ... not even close. •Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. •That's it! If I'm gonna be trapped inside the house I gotta go out and buy some beer. •Beer... Now there's a temporary solution. • Rev. Lovejoy: So Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here. Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. Rev. Lovejoy: I cast thee out! |