[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fake tits (Page 1 of 6)
Posted: 1/9/2013 11:50:02 PM EDT
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make a man shake his head and kick the dirt. Here's the problem- while they look all nice suited up, they look and feel stupid when they're free. I've had a few girlfriends with $10k D's, would have preferred their free, god given B's. No shit. It's a pretty bizarre practice if you think about it. No different from the many different mutations various cultures all over the world consider attractive. How about a neck three feet long? Damn that dinner plate in your bottom lip is sexy... Oh those subdermal water balloons are HOT!  Please women... just don't. They feel weird, they look weird, and they advertise teh craze.
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make a man shake his head and kick the dirt. Here's the problem- while they look all nice suited up, they look and feel stupid when they're free. I've had a few girlfriends with $10k D's, would have preferred their free, god given B's. No shit. It's a pretty bizarre practice if you think about it. No different from the many different mutations various cultures all over the world consider attractive. How about a neck three feet long? Damn that dinner plate in your bottom lip is sexy... Oh those subdermal water balloons are HOT!
Please women... just don't. They feel weird, they look weird, and they advertise teh craze. I am with you on that. |
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I've had a single opportunity to play with a pair of titties both before and after "enhancement". I didn't notice any changes in feel or firmness. They just got bigger. She didn't go the ridiculously huge route, though, so maybe that plays into it. Breast enhancement isn't really for men, anyway, it's for the woman's self-esteem. |
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I look at it like this. Any of you have a super cool muscle car from the late 60's or early 70's? Looks cool, lots of people complement you on how nice it is. But how does it drive and ride compared to a new car?? Are you going to put your muscle car up for sale this weekend on Craigslist because it does "feel" right when you "drive" it? Hell no, that old beater looks good. No matter how bad it "rides", it looks cool and reminds you/us of our youth... Im pretty drunk ride now, and that doesnt even make sense to me.... 
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Boobs are fun we all like them, but maybe I am getting old or just jaded. I like to know how much crazy is attached to those mammary assets, how much suffering do i have to go through for them dirty pillows?...when I was 20 I didnt care, boobies and booties! lets go! but now after surviving the first marriage and a few disasters....I kinda look past the tities and wonder about the snakes hiding in her hair. I do enjoy admiring them from afar  but I am often loath to invest time in the drama and suffering that comes with the juicy mangos
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Once again, first post nails it.
I know a girl with implants. Fuck me if they don't look perfect. Her surgeon was/is an artist as much as a doctor. Whatever she did to help them look that good, I don't know. They feel quite real to me. Too bad she's not my squeeze, forgive the pun. |
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It depends what Dr did the melons... I've had some that were like rocks and some that were pretty good.
I'm more worried about the girl's ass. Baby gotta have back!!! But the look and feel of the sweater cows is still important as well. I'm more concerned about the dames mental health when they have aftermarkets. It usually means they have serious issues with self esteem and jump from guy to guy, or they just got a divorce. Just so long as she doesn't have those stupid, duck bill looking lip injections!!!! They ALWAYS look terrible. 
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I kind of prefer nice looking, small boobs. I know I'm the minority, but oh well. If I had a choice in the matter, I'd take small, nice looking natural any day. But who the fuck am I to be picky, amirite? I take what I can get. Ps, big boobs are fun too Ditto 
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depends entirely upon how the breasts look in a natural state. i'll take perfect natural Bs over perfectly enhanced Ds any day. however, i'll also take a nice boob job over flapjacks any day. and i'll go with whatever makes her feel sexier, because when a woman feels sexier, she usually becomes sexier.
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