In particular, homeowners association board members didn't exactly do a golf-clap over Marsh's miniature golf course — complete with three tee boxes, chipping areas, even a mini sand trap. They questioned the neighborhood fit of a playground that includes a half-court sport court, basketball hoop, horseshoe stakes, a hog-roasting pit, more than a dozen boulders and 100 landscaping rocks.
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“For the love of all things holy!! I say we go ... hit (golf) balls all at once into his pool for no less than the time it takes to have 100 go in and clog the filter system that I am sure cost more than most vehicles.”
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“Sorry for that. I knee jerked. (However I am polishing my clubs. I did win an award for best female drive at a scramble last week. :0) Be a shame if I accidentally hit a window or two or three. But then it wouldn't matter since we don't have any say in what someone does on someone elses property. Whoops and oh well.”
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“It ends in total submission by them,” Marsh said. “You don't go to court with someone with more resources than you. You don't go to court with someone smarter than you."...

Ringsdorf went on to write: "I do not want to get into a battle with you as the only people that win are the attorneys that get our money.