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12/16/2012 3:37:03 AM EDT
I have not been shooting in 5 months.
12/16/2012 3:53:22 AM EDT
[#1]
I tore the tag off my mattress.
12/16/2012 3:55:37 AM EDT
[#2]
The day after the school shooting I built my daughter an ar15.

She is 13

It is all PINK
12/16/2012 3:58:11 AM EDT
[#3]
I bit a coworker when she tried to steal my muffin this morning.
12/16/2012 4:03:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Found out my girlfriend is preggers.............

























and my wife isnt too happy about it.
12/16/2012 4:41:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Found out my girlfriend is preggers.............

and my wife isnt too happy about it.


You just may experience what your user name implies.

12/16/2012 4:45:58 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Found out my girlfriend is preggers.............









and my wife isnt too happy about it.


And how would she find out from the kitchen?  Guy, if you are close enough for her to hear you from there you better be talking in code.
12/16/2012 4:47:03 AM EDT
[#7]
good for you. Say I am better than other's forever. Amen

 
12/16/2012 4:48:03 AM EDT
[#8]
I drank a lot of illegal moonshine last night.  I feel fine but can't see.  


Is that normal?
12/16/2012 4:48:56 AM EDT
[#9]
It's not butter. It's margarine.
12/16/2012 4:49:39 AM EDT
[#10]
those aren't my sisters.
12/16/2012 5:00:19 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I drank a lot of illegal moonshine last night.  I feel fine but can't see.  


Is that normal?


Perfectly normal

12/16/2012 5:02:01 AM EDT
[#12]
I havent gotten laid in four and a half years
12/16/2012 5:03:55 AM EDT
[#13]
I harbor thoughts I know are destructive to my life, but dont care.
12/16/2012 5:26:45 AM EDT
[#14]
I fap a lot.
12/16/2012 5:29:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I havent gotten laid in four and a half years


Your next confession needs to be, "I enlisted the services of a hooker."

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12/16/2012 5:43:28 AM EDT
[#16]
After owning them for over 30 years, I just sold my Colt Python and Colt Diamondback.

Didn't have to, just thought it was time to pass them on.............................
12/18/2012 8:15:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I havent gotten laid in four and a half years


Wow damn...only a year and a month for me.