Posted: 12/12/2012 5:31:35 AM EDT
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Does he have a beard?
Is he wearing cargo pants and boots? If the answer to both of these questions is yes, its generally considered to be a poor idea to pick a fight with him or to make jokes about his mother. Just saying... 
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Mmm okay. I witnessed someone who deserved to get face punched make an ass of himself. The professionalism of the rumored bearded gentleman is all that kept Junior from getting curb stomped. No actual mother jokes, but some non-appropriate insulting remarks were offered anyways. Its ok... There's a thing called karma... No doubt it shall catch up with Junior. Junior, of course, being no one I actually know personally. |
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I always wear a beard. Same with boots. Occasionally don the cargo pants. Pick a fight with me and you will see some moves straight out of the Special Olympics. I read this wrong at first and thought for a sec you said special forces.  Lol!The Very Special Forces. Typically no beards. http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/ 
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I always wear a beard. Same with boots. Occasionally don the cargo pants. Pick a fight with me and you will see some moves straight out of the Special Olympics. I read this wrong at first and thought for a sec you said special forces. Lol!The Very Special Forces. Typically no beards. http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/ http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/645/onion_news1562_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg That is so wrong. And I am going to hell for laughing at it. |
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I always wear a beard. Same with boots. Occasionally don the cargo pants. Pick a fight with me and you will see some moves straight out of the Special Olympics. I read this wrong at first and thought for a sec you said special forces. Lol!The Very Special Forces. Typically no beards. http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/ http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/645/onion_news1562_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg Oh jeez.. 
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Does he have a beard? Is he wearing cargo pants and boots? If the answer to both of these questions is yes, its generally considered to be a poor idea to pick a fight with him or to make jokes about his mother. Just saying... I disagree. Around here cargo pants, a beard and boots means he decided not to wear skinny jeans that day. He's probably 18-22 and has never seen the inside of a gym in his life. |
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If you are picking a fight with anyone you are probably a dumbfuck.
In my case, if you are at a 7-11, and see a guy in black sweatpants and a matching overlarge T shirt waiting patiently in line to check out his cold 40 of Steel Reserve.....Don't be surprised if you pick a fight with me, I'll politely step back and complain loudly, then, call the police because I don't want to lose my job. |
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I always wear a beard. Same with boots. Occasionally don the cargo pants. Pick a fight with me and you will see some moves straight out of the Special Olympics. I read this wrong at first and thought for a sec you said special forces. Lol!The Very Special Forces. Typically no beards. http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq,645/ http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/645/onion_news1562_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg You win. |
