...and thankyou Allah for this AKs with which I shall kill infidels in support of our religion of peace,
and thankyou Allah for getting one of your most faithful re-elected in America....
...and one more thing––you're not running out of virgins, are you?
Posted: 11/17/2012 7:53:55 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm ready for the SIIMPAPP Allah. Just use lube this time, please.
Posted: 11/17/2012 7:57:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Where the hell did that tiny spring go?
* golf clap *
Well done.
Posted: 11/17/2012 7:58:44 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Where the hell did that tiny spring go?
* golf clap *
Well done.
Indeed
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:00:20 PM EDT
[#7]
Allah, you use fabreze on this rug
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:03:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Harder achmed !!! Tell me i'm your favorite goat !
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:05:47 PM EDT
[#9]
Praise be to Allah for all the dumb American voters, who voted for brother Obumma
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:17:16 PM EDT
[#10]
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:31:20 PM EDT
[#11]
I pray at the alter of Kalashnikov! Lo, did I keep that Tapco sh-stuff from my AKs to make them most halal.
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:33:58 PM EDT
[#12]
Whats that smell?
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:37:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Allah, please tell me the virgins I will be receiving are not the rest of my squad
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:48:41 PM EDT
[#14]
Praise be to Allah for electing our comrade Barack Hussein Obama!!!
Posted: 11/17/2012 8:51:08 PM EDT
[#15]
Please Allah, no fat chicks!!!
Posted: 11/17/2012 9:02:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Where the hell did that tiny spring go? Oh wait...I have an AK, not an AR. I'm good!
fixed
Posted: 11/17/2012 9:26:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Please Allah don't let the infidels have any LaRue OBR's.
Posted: 11/17/2012 9:29:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Posted: 11/17/2012 9:43:53 PM EDT
[#19]
"Man-love Thursday is all week !!! Come and get it !"
Posted: 11/17/2012 11:00:26 PM EDT
[#20]
"UUHHHHGGG!rrrrrrrrr...shit, somebody get a spatula. Barack got me with the glue on the rug trick again...i keeel you!"
Posted: 11/17/2012 11:06:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Caption this pic
That thread title always means the OP is either Smashy or SaigamanTX.
Posted: 11/17/2012 11:28:39 PM EDT
[#22]
"I only now learned that I would receive virgin GOATS upon my death.
