Posted: 8/7/2002 10:23:06 AM EDT
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Just found out 3 things about my state that I don't like to much. 1. If a burglar break into my house and cuts himself on a window or breaks a toe stubbing it into a door.. he can sue me for all i'm worth.. he better be able to run fast and better hope i'm too tired and groggy to unload 30 rounds at him... 2. I can be sued if I don't have a beware of dog sign on my fence.. so if someone COMES on MY property and my dog bites them they can sue me for all i'm worth... 3. I have a swimming pool.. if I don't have a Beware Pool sign on my fence and someone comes thru MY fence onto MY property and jumps in my pool and drowns.. their family can sue me.. hell I think even if they jump in and jump back out they can sue me... some laws don't make any fucking sense.. /me goes outside with paper and marker and makes his own fucking signs.. |
| I can't remember where it was, but I heard of a case recently in which a burgler is sueing a homeowner because the guy was putting a sprinkler system in his back yard and had the trenches dug. The bad guy was carting the TV off in the middle of the night and tripped in the trench. He is sueing because the homeowner did not maintain a Safe property. |
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Quoted: I can't remember where it was, but I heard of a case recently in which a burgler is sueing a homeowner because the guy was putting a sprinkler system in his back yard and had the trenches dug. The bad guy was carting the TV off in the middle of the night and tripped in the trench. He is sueing because the homeowner did not maintain a Safe property. |
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Quoted: I'm gonna get a custom sign made.. No trespassing.. Violaters will be shot..survivors will be shot again.! Actually that is not even a custom sign. A vender at the gunshow here last weekend had those as well as a bunch of other good ones like Warning, no tresspassing we don't call 911(with a picture o an AR15) No Tresspassing, Do you feel lucky(picture of business end of .357 revolver) Keep Out, I'm heavily armed and already pissed..Make my day! I couldn'd decide which I liked best![50] |
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Quoted: Just found out 3 things about my state that I don't like to much. 1. If a burglar break into my house and cuts himself on a window or breaks a toe stubbing it into a door.. he can sue me for all i'm worth.. he better be able to run fast and better hope i'm too tired and groggy to unload 30 rounds at him... 2. I can be sued if I don't have a beware of dog sign on my fence.. so if someone COMES on MY property and my dog bites them they can sue me for all i'm worth... 3. I have a swimming pool.. if I don't have a Beware Pool sign on my fence and someone comes thru MY fence onto MY property and jumps in my pool and drowns.. their family can sue me.. hell I think even if they jump in and jump back out they can sue me... some laws don't make any fucking sense.. /me goes outside with paper and marker and makes his own fucking signs.. Thats all you could come up with? Hell I have that many 1 - The damn heat & humidity (Gulfport, my only experience) 2 - The education system (Keeps SC & WV off the bottom. 3 - Miss St. & Ole Miss (Go Big Blue & Go Cocks) 4 - The damn heat & humidity |
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The sign on the wall says it all..... Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Sign, sign, everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't eat You ain't supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh! |
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Where did some of you people hear about these cases. They sound like urban legends to me. I don't know about Miss., but in most states there is no way a burglar will win that type of lawsuit. I am not sure about the dof situation, someone that knows more might be able to enlighten us. |
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Quoted: Good lord!!! (Yankee smacks forehead) I hope my eye doctor has my glasses done today. Seriously! Sorry, Vermilion [:I] [b](Yankee smacks forehead)[/b] If you're born in Colorado you're a Westerner. If you're a Yankee, that means you're an immigrant from the East coast. Which means you should move back home. Do it now -- Do the right thing. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I can't remember where it was, but I heard of a case recently in which a burgler is sueing a homeowner because the guy was putting a sprinkler system in his back yard and had the trenches dug. The bad guy was carting the TV off in the middle of the night and tripped in the trench. He is sueing because the homeowner did not maintain a Safe property. Dead eye, is a Chubby, anything like a BIG WOODY? |