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10/22/2012 5:25:00 PM EDT
or just fire and brimstone?

Also is there ice in heaven?  or just water
10/22/2012 5:25:52 PM EDT
[#1]
Drinking again?
10/22/2012 5:26:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Hopefully someone who has been to one or the other will be along soon to let us know.
10/22/2012 5:28:39 PM EDT
[#3]
It's only lava when it's on the surface.

10/22/2012 5:30:11 PM EDT
[#4]

Soap?

10/22/2012 5:30:24 PM EDT
[#5]
I think every man will have his own personal hell and torture. Physical and psychological, all the evil shit a demon can think of to break you.
10/22/2012 5:30:29 PM EDT
[#6]

Cleanliness is next to Lava.......



10/22/2012 5:30:34 PM EDT
[#7]
Nope, mostly guys like Hilter and Ted Kennedy. Burning in hot oil. Forever.
10/22/2012 5:30:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Lava is the only soap available in Hell.

What did you expect, Ivory!

No soap that is 99 and 44/100% pure is going to be available in Hell.
10/22/2012 5:34:59 PM EDT
[#9]
No, it's just very dark and musty.  Hardly no light, lots of stone and dirt.  No hope.
10/22/2012 5:35:27 PM EDT
[#10]
I was there last week and there was shitloads of lava... lots of fire and the screaming of sinners too  
10/22/2012 5:36:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
It's only lava when it's on the surface.


Correct.  There is magma.
10/22/2012 5:36:59 PM EDT
[#12]
I dont know but I hear the food got better
10/22/2012 5:37:11 PM EDT
[#13]
10/22/2012 5:38:36 PM EDT
[#14]
There ain't no such thing as hell.
10/22/2012 5:40:45 PM EDT
[#15]

Fucking science and shit!
10/22/2012 5:41:22 PM EDT
[#16]
lakes of fire
10/22/2012 5:45:13 PM EDT
[#17]


It's must be a dry heat in heaven
10/22/2012 5:47:37 PM EDT
[#18]


Hell is cold, and the devil is a woman.


10/22/2012 5:47:56 PM EDT
[#19]
No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.
10/22/2012 5:48:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Yeah, I'll go with lava for $500 Alex.
10/22/2012 5:51:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

Cleanliness is next to Lava.......





Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Now go away, Godliness wants to be alone for awhile.
10/22/2012 5:52:56 PM EDT
[#22]
According to this there is only earth (dirt) and if you go deep enough water.

10/22/2012 5:54:01 PM EDT
[#23]
I started to type out a long reply, but this is GD; here's this instead:



10/22/2012 5:54:48 PM EDT
[#24]


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10/22/2012 5:56:39 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm thinking it probably changes depending on what kind of mood Satan is in that day.

You know, like on some days he might say: "Hmmmm, let's torture them with the usual fire and brimstone today."

And then, maybe on other days, he might decide to add "Liquid Hot MAG-MA" to the day's festivities.

You know, kind of like Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers movies.

10/22/2012 5:56:45 PM EDT
[#26]
I voted for every option just 'cause.
10/22/2012 5:57:10 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.


So - just like marriage?

Shit, I can do that standing on my head.





 
10/22/2012 6:04:31 PM EDT
[#28]
10/22/2012 6:09:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.

So - just like marriage?
Shit, I can do that standing on my head.

 


It is never too late to leave that sort of hell.
10/22/2012 6:12:42 PM EDT
[#31]
The souls my ex-wife harvested are there.
10/22/2012 6:17:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Why would there be any physical objects?

10/22/2012 6:22:45 PM EDT
[#33]
Is there fairy dust all over the Tooth Fairy's house?  Elf shit all over Santa's workshop?
10/22/2012 6:28:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Is there fairy dust all over the Tooth Fairy's house?  Elf shit all over Santa's workshop?


I have it on good authority that Santa's elves are litter trained.