Is there lava in hell? > General Discussion

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:25:00 PM EDT

or just fire and brimstone?

Also is there ice in heaven? or just water

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:25:52 PM EDT

[#1]

Drinking again?

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:26:29 PM EDT

[#2]

Hopefully someone who has been to one or the other will be along soon to let us know.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:28:39 PM EDT

[#3]

It's only lava when it's on the surface.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:30:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Soap?

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:30:24 PM EDT

[#5]

I think every man will have his own personal hell and torture. Physical and psychological, all the evil shit a demon can think of to break you.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:30:29 PM EDT

[#6]

Cleanliness is next to Lava.......

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:30:34 PM EDT

[#7]

Nope, mostly guys like Hilter and Ted Kennedy. Burning in hot oil. Forever.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:30:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Lava is the only soap available in Hell.

What did you expect, Ivory!

No soap that is 99 and 44/100% pure is going to be available in Hell.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:34:59 PM EDT

[#9]

No, it's just very dark and musty. Hardly no light, lots of stone and dirt. No hope.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:35:27 PM EDT

[#10]

I was there last week and there was shitloads of lava... lots of fire and the screaming of sinners too

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:36:21 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
It's only lava when it's on the surface.

Correct. There is magma.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:36:59 PM EDT

[#12]

I dont know but I hear the food got better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdqXGE5GSQ8

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:37:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:38:36 PM EDT

[#14]

There ain't no such thing as hell.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:40:45 PM EDT

[#15]

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http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/292714_2427519462623_59825949_n.jpg

Fucking science and shit!

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:41:22 PM EDT

[#16]

lakes of fire

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:45:13 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/292714_2427519462623_59825949_n.jpg

It's must be a dry heat in heaven

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:47:37 PM EDT

[#18]

Hell is cold, and the devil is a woman.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:47:56 PM EDT

[#19]

No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:48:07 PM EDT

[#20]

Yeah, I'll go with lava for $500 Alex.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:51:35 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Cleanliness is next to Lava.......

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Now go away, Godliness wants to be alone for awhile.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:52:56 PM EDT

[#22]

According to this there is only earth (dirt) and if you go deep enough water.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:54:01 PM EDT

[#23]

I started to type out a long reply, but this is GD; here's this instead:

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:54:48 PM EDT

[#24]

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Posted: 10/22/2012 5:56:39 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm thinking it probably changes depending on what kind of mood Satan is in that day.

You know, like on some days he might say: "Hmmmm, let's torture them with the usual fire and brimstone today."

And then, maybe on other days, he might decide to add "Liquid Hot MAG-MA" to the day's festivities.

You know, kind of like Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers movies.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:56:45 PM EDT

[#26]

I voted for every option just 'cause.

Posted: 10/22/2012 5:57:10 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.

So - just like marriage?

Shit, I can do that standing on my head.

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:04:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2012 6:06:37 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KHxiwbq7sOc/UIX65eEPOAI/AAAAAAAABz4/23cFT_VRtNk/s318/Screen%2520shot%25202012-10-22%2520at%252010.07.16%2520PM.png

Sigh.

GOD was she cute in her younger days.

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:09:02 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No lava. Just the eternal absence of being in the presence of your Creator. Thats all there is. Emptiness with out end.

So - just like marriage?
Shit, I can do that standing on my head.

It is never too late to leave that sort of hell.

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:12:42 PM EDT

[#31]

The souls my ex-wife harvested are there.

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:17:17 PM EDT

[#32]

Why would there be any physical objects?

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:22:45 PM EDT

[#33]

Is there fairy dust all over the Tooth Fairy's house? Elf shit all over Santa's workshop?

Posted: 10/22/2012 6:28:31 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Is there fairy dust all over the Tooth Fairy's house? Elf shit all over Santa's workshop?

I have it on good authority that Santa's elves are litter trained.

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