Posted: 10/14/2012 2:19:35 PM EDT
What kind of snake is this?
If you're wondering why this picture is where it's at, it's because.... 
Saw it the other day when I was doing laundry after work, just thought I was drunk and seeing shit. Yeah. Well...not so much eh? |
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Already disposed of.
Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. 
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. he will eat rats and stuff coz he was a rat snake and who likes rats?
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch."
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch."
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg That is a very nice Boa! Not a standard Boa Constrictor Imperator Maybe Columbian??? I'm a little rusty... |
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My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch."
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL NAW! 
Cute daughter. If I ever have one, I hope she's as brave as her and not like me. 
You should have seen the look on my face when I walked out the front door this past summer and saw this: 
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PSA: If it looks "sorta" but not quite like a venomous snake, it is either a banded water snake or a rat snake. Period are you srs? When is the last "Hey, what kind of snake is this?" thread have you seen that ended differently? um dude, its just not a good rule to go by
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: PSA: If it looks "sorta" but not quite like a venomous snake, it is either a banded water snake or a rat snake. Period are you srs? When is the last "Hey, what kind of snake is this?" thread have you seen that ended differently? um dude, its just not a good rule to go by If you can't tell our venomous snakes by sight, fuck! we only have 4 of them, then you win a Darwin Award. |
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. If that's how you feel, and you removed it from the washer and released it unharmed, then you are a brave man and you have my respect. |
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch."
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg That is a very nice Boa! Not a standard Boa Constrictor Imperator Maybe Columbian??? I'm a little rusty... Red Tail Boa. She belongs to a friend of mine. He brings her over to visit once in a while. My daughter loves her. We have the King and a Garter now. Probably will expand the collection next year. |
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. Pussy. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch." http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg That is a very nice Boa! Not a standard Boa Constrictor Imperator Maybe Columbian??? I'm a little rusty... Its a hypo. That's why it looks different. ETA: the OP snake is a rat snake.
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. Pussy. Yes. I love it –– are you offering me yours? 
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. Pussy. Yes. I love it –– are you offering me yours? I believe you're supposed to reply, "You are what you eat." Follow that up by calling him a talliwhacker. |
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Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch."
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg That is a very nice Boa! Not a standard Boa Constrictor Imperator Maybe Columbian??? I'm a little rusty... I was thinking Suriname. Colombians are the common ones, at least around here. Nice colors on that one. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Already disposed of. Walked out back (live on 4.5 acres) and released the fucker into the grass –– hopefully to never return. 95% of me wanted to kill it. I hate snakes. Like HATE snakes. I own guns and knives. I drink whiskey and beer. I love some Copenhagen and a cigar. I drive too fast and off road when I can. I love my steaks rare. I don't mind grease on my hands and dirt on my face. All of which are things one considers manly. But if being petrified of snakes makes me a bitch, then a bitch I am. My 7 year old daughter says. "Yep, he's a little bitch." http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_8640.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2157.jpg http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/efillc/Charlene/IMG_2156.jpg That is a very nice Boa! Not a standard Boa Constrictor Imperator Maybe Columbian??? I'm a little rusty... I was thinking Suriname. Colombians are the common ones, at least around here. Nice colors on that one. That is not a locality boa. It is a color morph called: hypo. It is Boa c. constrictor. It is not a Boa c. imperator. |