Posted: 10/7/2012 7:02:47 AM EDT
| Are we really back in service after we die and if so what the hell are we up against at the gates? |
| On the plus side, we get houseboys, either Phillipino or Chinese, to maintain our rooms and wall lockers, and spit shine our shoes and boots. We can wear starched ERDL uniforms, with the slant pockets and jungle boots, sleeves rolled of course, if we wish, and on weekends, or non-duty days, we can go to the armory, check out a weapon, and compete in civilian matches. And the armory stocks anything from the Corps history from WWI to present, except for the M9 (9mm is not allowed) All the O3's have glass smooth actions, the Garands all come with Match Grade barrels and NM sights, the 1911's are all match grade and TIGHT! even the Remington Rands, plus we get to play with Thompsons, BAR's, Browning 30's and 5in. guns. Joe Foss and Greg Boyington give rides in Wildcats and Corsairs, and our QRF vehicles consist of White Half-Tracks, Dodge Command Cars, M-151's and the beloved Ontos. Its gonna be fun! |
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Fuckin guard mounts conducted by Dan Daley Wall locker and JOB inspections by Chesty Gun Drills by Manila John Basilone And hip pocket classes by Smedley Butler. Is it possible to kill yourself after you're dead? Because I would prefer that, rather than another hip pocket class. |