[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Smart Rocks Invade & Explode in Iran (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/29/2012 5:32:52 PM EDT
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Smart Rocks Invade Iran September 28, 2012: Iran recently reported that security troops outside a new underground nuclear enrichment plant went to investigate a suspicious looking rock and the rock exploded. Later, investigation revealed that the rock was, indeed, not a real rock but an electronic device that was apparently monitoring activity around the nuclear facility ... and transmitting it, via satellite, back to somewhere. The rock was also rigged to self-destruct if anyone got close. Rest of article |
| That's awesome! Reminds me of the CIA turd I saw in the Air&Space Museum in DC. It was a replica piece of poo that had a listening device and transmitter that they would drop over the Ho Chi Min trail to listen for large convoy movements. When one came around, they would attack it. I was fascinated, but I couldn't read more because the wife was pissed I spent so much time looking at poo. |
Fucking rocks.. you can't trust them ever...!!
Definitely not made by The Minkman's. 
SNL Minkman Novelties |
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It kind of explains the Pet Rock craze.
Some of the pet rocks, after getting thrown out by the owners, became strays and developed a very strong animosity against humans. These pet rocks are not to be petted, fondled, caressed, picked up or handled. |
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It kind of explains the Pet Rock craze. Some of the pet rocks, after getting thrown out by the owners, became strays and developed a very strong animosity against humans. These pet rocks are not to be petted, fondled, caressed, picked up or handled.  at packs of feral pet rocks preying on the unwary.
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Evidence captured from a lonley woodcutter near the scene http://www.candygalaxy.com/product_images/uploaded_images/51v5r2b68xl.-sl500-aa280-.jpg Someone spilled a Coke on it and that was all she wrote. |
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I think it would be pretty awesome if "somebody" attacked Iranian nuclear sites with a legion of mobile exploding rocks that stealthily creep closer and closer every day. I would laugh so hard  Germany tried to do it with trees during the Battle of the Buldge. It was in one of the stories of Easy Company. The forrest was moving closer every day, said Shifty Powers, the one country bumpkin in the group, and nobody else noticed. Apparently it was a bunch of tanks they were trying to camo up but he called in arty and hit them or something. |
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That's awesome! Reminds me of the CIA turd I saw in the Air&Space Museum in DC. It was a replica piece of poo that had a listening device and transmitter that they would drop over the Ho Chi Min trail to listen for large convoy movements. When one came around, they would attack it. I was fascinated, but I couldn't read more because the wife was pissed I spent so much time looking at poo. What's really cool is when they think it's suspicious, so they take it into the command post, where it continues to report. |
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Unattended ground sensors aren't exactly a new innovation.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4072234/Britain-admits-using-fake-rock-to-spy-on-Russia-news-Former-Government-official-admits-Britain-used-fake-rock-containing-bugs-to-spy-on-Russia.html 
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This is not the DROID rock you are looking for......... BOOM!  Too bad it did not have a little speaker to play that before it blew up. I was thinking of the shouting grenades from Starship Troopers (the book): I'M A THIRTY SECOND BOMB! I'M A THIRTY SECOND BOMB! TWENTY NINE! TWENTY EIGHT! |
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http://williamneillphotography.com/uploads/processed/0022/0504221647321two-moving-rocks-lg.jpg
Monolith Monsters |