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9/27/2012 12:08:08 PM EDT
Some of you remember my "I've got a big snake" thread (now archived) with the snake and monkey pics from monkey-island.net.  Well our baby Gibbon monkey is now 6 mons old and is crawling, hopping everywhere.  We've been shooting some go pro video and recentl posted some on YouTube.  In one week, we have 187,000 hits.  More to come.  Someone feel free to embed it...

https://www.youtube.Kcom/watch?v=KbIht83F5mo
9/27/2012 12:09:00 PM EDT
[#1]
Will there be video when he scratches your face off?




 
9/27/2012 12:13:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Bad link. I cut and pasted and it took me to the Youtube mobile site.
9/27/2012 12:17:19 PM EDT
[#3]
Try this...





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIht83F5mo



ETA... At 0:30 I think the monkey is tongue punching the cat?




 
9/27/2012 12:19:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Linkee no workee.
9/27/2012 12:20:51 PM EDT
[#5]






 
9/27/2012 12:21:51 PM EDT
[#6]

Cool!  

At what age do they start throwing shit at you and masturbating?
9/27/2012 12:24:10 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:




Cool!  



At what age do they start throwing shit at you and masturbating?



At birth. Notice the diaper?



 
9/27/2012 12:24:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Cool!  

At what age do they start throwing shit at you and masturbating?


I knew someone who had a monkey, forgot what kind. He would jack off at people.
9/27/2012 12:28:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Lol. Link fixed.
9/27/2012 12:31:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Somebody already stole your vid:

9/27/2012 12:33:35 PM EDT
[#11]
c'mon, man, you need to get it a jungle gym.  climbing on a couch?  so higher primate.
9/27/2012 12:33:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Awesome! The cat looks like a good sport.
9/27/2012 12:36:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
c'mon, man, you need to get it a jungle gym.  climbing on a couch?  so higher primate.


Working on it.  She just had lunch and it was spur of the moment, although she plays with Chuck a lot...
9/27/2012 12:39:29 PM EDT
[#14]


9/27/2012 12:41:14 PM EDT
[#15]
That's tolerant cat.
9/27/2012 12:47:39 PM EDT
[#16]
Obviously drug addled kitteh is obvious.


















Can't keep the monkey off his back.
9/27/2012 1:20:35 PM EDT
[#17]
It needs to be able to climb, it's arms and body were not made for walking. They spend their whole life in the tree canopy.

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9/27/2012 1:40:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
It needs to be able to climb, it's arms and body were not made for walking. They spend their whole life in the tree canopy.

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Here is the not so rare expert on everything gd expert
9/27/2012 1:50:57 PM EDT
[#19]

That HUGE cat does not give a fuck.
9/27/2012 1:51:43 PM EDT
[#20]
God that cat is mellow. Mine would have ripped that little bugger to shreds, pissed on him then fucked the piss soaked corpse.

I just think I have the most evil kittehs on the planet.
9/27/2012 2:20:53 PM EDT
[#21]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUy5Pex84Wc
9/27/2012 2:35:19 PM EDT
[#22]
We are currently on "yahoo.com, trending now"...
9/28/2012 1:16:51 PM EDT
[#23]
230,000 views and counting.  We are on the www.msn.com homepage, Pic/story 5 of 7 at the top...
9/28/2012 1:24:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Reminds me of a very quiet 2 year old kid.
9/28/2012 1:25:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Ok, the video was cute...but I have a few serious questions.

When those monkeys reach sexual maturity won't they get super agressive?  
Do you have a plan to release it and if not, will it be cage kept or given to a zoo?
What permits are required, if any, in your state to keep a primate?
What do you feed it?
9/28/2012 1:27:14 PM EDT
[#26]
I own some midwest tongs stuff.
 
9/28/2012 1:33:11 PM EDT
[#27]
that is one cool fucking cat
9/28/2012 1:35:43 PM EDT
[#28]
What on earth ever possessed you to want to have a pet monkey?


Are you fucking insane?


I work with monkeys every day and there is no fucking way that I would ever, I mean EVER, have one as a pet.


You have made a very poor choice sir.
9/28/2012 1:36:40 PM EDT
[#29]
That has got to be one of the most tolerant cats in the world!



So. . .how long before the monkey starts ripping peoples faces off?
 
9/28/2012 1:38:35 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Ok, the video was cute...but I have a few serious questions.

When those monkeys reach sexual maturity won't they get super agressive?  
Do you have a plan to release it and if not, will it be cage kept or given to a zoo?
What permits are required, if any, in your state to keep a primate?
What do you feed it?


I'll try and answer the ones I can:
1. Mom and dad are passive towards humans ( within reason), but is def not typical of most primates.
2. Don't know yet. She's part of an endangered species. Not sure if she will be a perm pet or go to a zoo.
3. I don't have the exacts on this but we do get visited on a regular but random basis for compliance, etc.
4. She's been bottle fed but is transitioning to soft foods, apples, oranges..

We are the ones that get called when any PD agency in the Kansas City area comes across an unusual animal. In the last month, we got called on a 3.5ft alligator, living in a bathtub, and 2 snakes ( a rattlesnake and a spitting cobra) that were located in an apartment complex in a major suburb. It keeps us busy.
9/28/2012 1:39:22 PM EDT
[#31]
Meanwhile, at an EAG course...
9/28/2012 1:40:35 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
That's tolerant cat.


Both of my males would have smacked the shit out of and/or ran away from that ball of energy.
9/28/2012 1:41:00 PM EDT
[#33]
Is this better than baby monkey, baby monkey, riding on a pig, baby monkey?
9/28/2012 1:42:02 PM EDT
[#34]
I have the attention span of that monkey..

Or so I am told

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9/28/2012 1:51:58 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
What on earth ever possessed you to want to have a pet monkey?


Are you fucking insane?


I work with monkeys every day and there is no fucking way that I would ever, I mean EVER, have one as a pet.


You have made a very poor choice sir.


I hear ya.  we are an animal rescue organization. We have 45+ monkeys, 45+ venomous snakes ( mambas, gaboon viper, taipan ) 7 alligators, and various other animals.  The owner has always has monkeys and it's just grown to what it is now.  People think these animals are cute, cuddly, etc and they are to a certain point, then they no longer want them.  We provide them a place to live out the rest of their lives.  In the summer months, 7 of the monkeys even get to live cage free on an island infront of the house...  The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  

9/28/2012 1:58:54 PM EDT
[#36]





Quoted:





Quoted:


What on earth ever possessed you to want to have a pet monkey?
Are you fucking insane?
I work with monkeys every day and there is no fucking way that I would ever, I mean EVER, have one as a pet.
You have made a very poor choice sir.






I hear ya.  we are an animal rescue organization. We have 45+ monkeys, 45+ venomous snakes ( mambas, gaboon viper, taipan ) 7 alligators, and various other animals.  The owner has always has monkeys and it's just grown to what it is now.  People think these animals are cute, cuddly, etc and they are to a certain point, then they no longer want them.  We provide them a place to live out the rest of their lives.  In the summer months, 7 of the monkeys even get to live cage free on an island infront of the house...  The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  








Do you adopt out the venomous snakes?  Do they regulate you on adopting to MO residents?  Reason I ask is because I've owned a WA gaboon and NP rattler but I live outside of my town's city limits which made it OK, but wasn't sure on the laws regarding rescue agencies adopting them out



ETA:  I'd love to do what you do for work, except the part with the monkeys.  I would honestly feel a lot safer around the gaboon.





 
9/28/2012 2:00:27 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok, the video was cute...but I have a few serious questions.

When those monkeys reach sexual maturity won't they get super agressive?  
Do you have a plan to release it and if not, will it be cage kept or given to a zoo?
What permits are required, if any, in your state to keep a primate?
What do you feed it?


I'll try and answer the ones I can:
1. Mom and dad are passive towards humans ( within reason), but is def not typical of most primates.
2. Don't know yet. She's part of an endangered species. Not sure if she will be a perm pet or go to a zoo.
3. I don't have the exacts on this but we do get visited on a regular but random basis for compliance, etc.
4. She's been bottle fed but is transitioning to soft foods, apples, oranges..

We are the ones that get called when any PD agency in the Kansas City area comes across an unusual animal. In the last month, we got called on a 3.5ft alligator, living in a bathtub, and 2 snakes ( a rattlesnake and a spitting cobra) that were located in an apartment complex in a major suburb. It keeps us busy.




Thanks!
9/28/2012 2:04:04 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  





The link to the original thread is no good.



 
9/28/2012 2:27:41 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:

Quoted:

The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  


The link to the original thread is no good.
 


Idk.  Click search, archived threads, search "snake" , or by author "scottMO"
9/28/2012 2:31:17 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
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Quoted:

The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  


The link to the original thread is no good.
 


Idk.  Click search, archived threads, search "snake" , or by author "scottMO"


I searched a pretty good chunk using your user and I didn't see a mutli-page thread relating to snakes (I assume something like that would be multiple pages). I might have missed it though, any clue what the thread title was?
9/28/2012 2:33:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Me and the baby monkey, 11hrs old..



My dau with the monkey, sev months ago



Mom and dad on the island


The owner with the 18ft Burmese python
9/28/2012 2:39:33 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
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The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  


The link to the original thread is no good.
 


Idk.  Click search, archived threads, search "snake" , or by author "scottMO"


I searched a pretty good chunk using your user and I didn't see a mutli-page thread relating to snakes (I assume something like that would be multiple pages). I might have missed it though, any clue what the thread title was?


Thread title was I've got a big snake.  I searched "snake" in GD in archives and i think it was number two on the list?
9/28/2012 2:41:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:

The orig thread is archived that has all the pics.  


The link to the original thread is no good.
 


Idk.  Click search, archived threads, search "snake" , or by author "scottMO"


I searched a pretty good chunk using your user and I didn't see a mutli-page thread relating to snakes (I assume something like that would be multiple pages). I might have missed it though, any clue what the thread title was?


Thread title was I've got a big snake.  I searched "snake" in GD in archives and i think it was number two on the list?


Sure enough... honestly wasn't sure I wanted to click on that link
Here toy go:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1347257_I_ve_Got_a_Big_Snake_Between_My_Legs.html

9/28/2012 2:44:44 PM EDT
[#44]
You must train it to ride the cat with a miniature saddle.
9/28/2012 4:58:24 PM EDT
[#45]



Quoted:



The owner with the 18ft Burmese python

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff157/scocor83/snake.jpg


Insert something about the most important rule of large snake handling here.



 
9/28/2012 5:04:10 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Will there be video when he scratches your face off?

 


And eats your hands and genitals



9/28/2012 6:24:34 PM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Will there be video when he scratches your face off?



 




And eats your hands and genitals


...and rapes the cat!!!!



 
9/28/2012 6:26:19 PM EDT
[#48]
monkees have such soulless killer eyes
9/28/2012 11:28:44 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Some of you remember my "I've got a big snake" thread (now archived) with the snake and monkey pics from monkey-island.net.  Well our baby Gibbon monkey is now 6 mons old and is crawling, hopping everywhere.  We've been shooting some go pro video and recentl posted some on YouTube.  In one week, we have 187,000 hits.  More to come.  Someone feel free to embed it...

https://www.youtube.Kcom/watch?v=KbIht83F5mo


I just saw a clip of your video on Red Eye on FNC!