Posted: 9/27/2012 6:48:29 AM EDT
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Mr. Penguin was having car trouble, so he stopped by an auto repair garage to get his car looked at. The mechanic tells the Mr. Penguin that it will be a few minutes until he knows anything.
It’s a very hot day and Mr. Penguin notices an ice cream shop across the street, (penguins love ice cream). So Mr. Penguin waddles across the street and orders up a triple-scoop vanilla ice cream cone to eat while he's waiting to hear about his car. It was so hot out that Mr. Penguin was having a hard time keeping his ice cream from melting. By the time he finished, he had ice cream all over his face. When Mr. Penguin returned to the auto shop the mechanic said: “you blew a seal”. Mr. Penguin said: “ no, I just had an ice cream cone” |
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." 
Don't ban me bro... |
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Quoted:
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Don't ban me bro... 
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