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9/11/2012 2:30:24 PM EDT
Tonights dinner is 2/3 pound ground chuck with a lil bit of season salt, black pepper, few slices of velveeta, tons of tabasco sauce on the burger and bacon, miracle whip and ketchup. Oh and a handful of cheetos and a mtn dew dark berry.





Weaponry includes a Glock 26, Beretta m9 with threaded barrel and thread protector and lots of mags, DoubleStar 5.56mm SBR 10.5" and a few Lancer AWM mags and my homemade single attach point sling. Almost forgot my 4 d-cell maglight.





That's right, bacon cooking with the burger.















































Getting me closer to my coronary, but it was GOOD!





Oh and pics of the threads on the Beretta.









 
 
9/11/2012 2:34:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Where's the napkin heathen?
9/11/2012 2:34:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Chee-tohs? You served the burger on un-toasted sammich bread? You used fucking processed cheese food? Miracle whip? Ketchup?

Beef, bacon and barrel threading do NOT make up for the fail in those pics.

Jesus, I hope God has more mercy for your eternal soul than I do at the moment.
9/11/2012 2:35:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Cheetos ...? No Bun ...?

9/10

Yes I would eat it ,
9/11/2012 2:35:43 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


Where's the napkin heathen?


I have a shirt sleeve.



 
9/11/2012 2:39:36 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


Chee-tohs?


They also look like knock off cheese puffs...

 
9/11/2012 2:39:42 PM EDT
[#6]
4/10.



I'd love to give you more, but I cant.


 
9/11/2012 2:41:51 PM EDT
[#7]
You did well on the firearms and reloads, and the burger was okay––but the execution and the photography was just... off.
9/11/2012 2:42:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Are those "checkmate" brand M9 mags... or marked beretta...



Reason I ask is those looked parked, the factory ones are (or were) more black.



The mil has has issues with the parked checkmate mags, as in, don't use them.



Just wondering and/ or heads up.
9/11/2012 2:43:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Even bacon can't save this one.
9/11/2012 2:43:32 PM EDT
[#10]
What kind of orange veggies are those?
9/11/2012 2:44:06 PM EDT
[#11]
9/10
9/11/2012 2:46:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Chee-tohs? You served the burger on un-toasted sammich bread? You used fucking processed cheese food? Miracle whip? Ketchup?

Beef, bacon and barrel threading do NOT make up for the fail in those pics.

Jesus, I hope God has more mercy for your eternal soul than I do at the moment.


well said
9/11/2012 2:48:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Please take a friggin aspirin afterwards. With the coronary you're brewing the medics may have a chance of welding you back to life.
9/11/2012 2:49:02 PM EDT
[#14]
9.99/10 . looks good
-.01... No Miller High Life
9/11/2012 2:50:47 PM EDT
[#15]
NO.

Also, clean your damn stove.
9/11/2012 2:54:57 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Are those "checkmate" brand M9 mags... or marked beretta...



Reason I ask is those looked parked, the factory ones are (or were) more black.



The mil has has issues with the parked checkmate mags, as in, don't use them.



Just wondering and/ or heads up.


Air Tronics.










Quoted:


You did well on the firearms and reloads, and the burger was okay––but the execution and the photography was just... off.


It was done with a cell phone under a florescent light, sorry.






Quoted:





Quoted:

Chee-tohs?


They also look like knock off cheese puffs...  


Nope, complete with Chester and all on the bag.




Quoted:


9.99/10 . looks good

-.01... No Miller High Life
The champagne of beers.




Quoted:


NO.



Also, clean your damn stove.

I do and the wife unit turns around and leaves all kinda shit stuck to it, I'm giving up that battle.



 
9/11/2012 2:55:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
NO.

Also, clean your damn stove.


beat
9/11/2012 2:56:02 PM EDT
[#18]
3/10
9/11/2012 2:56:56 PM EDT
[#19]
More bacon, less mayo.

8/10
9/11/2012 3:02:03 PM EDT
[#20]
-1 plate can't make up its mind if square or round
-1 not a proper bun
-2 presentation
Kudos on the Cheetos
9/11/2012 3:12:45 PM EDT
[#21]
-1 no napkin
-1 burger on sandwich bread
-1 steel cased ammo
-1 no veggies
-2 gross stove
-2 bad picture quality
-4 no pictures of mentioned wife
-1 no burger for the wife
-1 pan fried burger

+10 bacon

6/10
9/11/2012 3:16:20 PM EDT
[#22]





Quoted:



-1 no napkin


-1 burger on sandwich bread


-1 steel cased ammo


-1 no veggies


-2 gross stove


-2 bad picture quality


-4 no pictures of mentioned wife


-1 no burger for the wife


-1 pan fried burger





+10 bacon





6/10



I would have used a grill, but I don't keep it here. There is a large number of scrapin methbilly related thefts here. Driving around with their beat up ass trucks and ratty shouldn't be on the road trailers stealing whatever metal isn't chained or bolted down. Sometime that don't stop them either.



Also the SBR in the pic eats the wolf like its going out of style w/o issue as well as my 20" build.





 
9/11/2012 3:16:41 PM EDT
[#23]


2/10

When you're finished eating, start cleaning.  There's a difference between messy and dirty.......and that stove is a dirty, bacteria breeding ground.
9/11/2012 3:16:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Pics of wife?
9/11/2012 3:18:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:


2/10

When you're finished eating, start cleaning.  There's a difference between messy and dirty.......and that stove is a dirty, bacteria breeding ground.


9/11/2012 3:20:40 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Pics of wife?


Since you asked. BTW my ole lady is deaf, but our boy is not.







 
9/11/2012 3:35:32 PM EDT
[#27]
8/10   only because it "technically" has most of the requirements
 -1  napkin
 -1  knife

9/11/2012 3:44:47 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


8/10   only because it "technically" has most of the requirements

 -1  napkin

 -1  knife





Had I remembered I had my glock knife and gerber LMF 2 about 4 feet away or the kershaw blur in my pocket.



 
9/11/2012 3:46:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Chee-tohs? You served the burger on un-toasted sammich bread? You used fucking processed cheese food? Miracle whip? Ketchup?

Beef, bacon and barrel threading do NOT make up for the fail in those pics.

Jesus, I hope God has more mercy for your eternal soul than I do at the moment.




Tell us you really feel.................

BTW: I agree
9/11/2012 5:14:18 PM EDT
[#30]
Night bump
 
9/11/2012 5:17:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Sorry. I can't even rare th is one.

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9/11/2012 5:27:15 PM EDT
[#32]

9/11/2012 5:27:16 PM EDT
[#33]
Listen to all these high horse Nancies bitching about your bread choice. Fuck that. A good home made skillet burger deserves a soggy bottom bun. Burger looks good, bacon looks good. Guns look kickass. I'm more of a Cheetoh person than a poof person, but whatever. I'd give you shit about the plates, but what good would that do. That's probably out of your control.

Gotta dock you for Miracle Whip though. Shit sucks.

8/10
9/11/2012 5:39:31 PM EDT
[#34]
-10 for velveeta
-1 no napkin
-1 no knife
-2 for that Mt Dew
-1 for cheese puffs

-15, sorry OP
9/11/2012 7:10:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Listen to all these high horse Nancies bitching about your bread choice. Fuck that. A good home made skillet burger deserves a soggy bottom bun. Burger looks good, bacon looks good. Guns look kickass. I'm more of a Cheetoh person than a poof person, but whatever. I'd give you shit about the plates, but what good would that do. That's probably out of your control.

Gotta dock you for Miracle Whip though. Shit sucks.

8/10


It's puff, not poof.....get it right.

You're not Eric Cartman
9/13/2012 1:57:06 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Listen to all these high horse Nancies bitching about your bread choice. Fuck that. A good home made skillet burger deserves a soggy bottom bun. Burger looks good, bacon looks good. Guns look kickass. I'm more of a Cheetoh person than a poof person, but whatever. I'd give you shit about the plates, but what good would that do. That's probably out of your control.

Gotta dock you for Miracle Whip though. Shit sucks.

8/10


miracle whip FTW
9/13/2012 2:07:32 PM EDT
[#37]
I'll give you two points for the firearms.

Speaking of the cheesy-poofs, I took one of those big covered catering platters from Safeway to a Christmas party one time. I filled it with a single layer of Cheetos and put a toothpick in each one.  

The host got the joke but the other 70 people at the party...