Posted: 8/30/2012 7:17:55 PM EDT
Inbreed much?? They all look a bit odd....
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I had read a genetics case study about them long before the show came out. They are supposed to be one of the most studied groups as far as genetics. One reason is their lack of socioeconomic diversity. They are all evenly distributed... no rich... no poor. They are also said to be one of the most successful examples of communal living. Aside from their closed-minded attitudes at times, I kind of admire them for their successful way of life. I like the show.
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I have 2 colonies on my mail route. Very nice people and if you have a chance to buy some of their baked goods they are well worth the money. It isn't unusual to find a piece of cake, cookies, or a pie waiting in the mail box. I have also been given the colony bosses numbers in case I get stuck in the winter. They do their thing I do mine but they are great folks. |
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We have some large Hutterite colonies around here. They have become more of an agricultural conglomerate than a colonization actually. Their poultry is second to none, but it's quite pricey.
Our Christmas turkeys come from them and they average $80 a bird. But it's the most outstanding turkey to feast on. The milk and cheese are pure goodness products, no doubt about it they have farming and production of quality food stuffs down to perfection. They use up vehicles like candy, and are hard to bargain with when it comes to replacing them. Try making a deal with 6-7 elders standing in your office arguing about the 60 dollar charge for an oil change on the vehicle they are dealing on..
The women are ugly. Butt fucking ugly. And they stink. Bad. They used to advertise for studs years ago, but that didn't pan out to well. It turned into a serious internal drug problem and they had to cull quite a few of their flock. I avoid Bass Pro on a Saturday, the place is lousy with them and they mob the store. After that they head downtown and try 'group buys' on any hooker they can corner. Since they are a church and all the money they make is tax free, they send convoys of trucks to any parking lot they can find to sell their goods all over the city. I just wished they had to pay their fair share. 
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Family trees that look like telephone poles are a huge problem with the Amish. Not sure about the Hutterties. Some Amish communities pay for outsiders to knock up their daughters to throw some variety into the gene pool. how do you get that gig?  Took the words right outta my mouth.
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I have 2 colonies on my mail route. Very nice people and if you have a chance to buy some of their baked goods they are well worth the money. It isn't unusual to find a piece of cake, cookies, or a pie waiting in the mail box. I have also been given the colony bosses numbers in case I get stuck in the winter. They do their thing I do mine but they are great folks. They dont bother folks or meddle, people dont like to be meddled with.............. |
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We have some large Hutterite colonies around here. They have become more of an agricultural conglomerate than a colonization actually. Their poultry is second to none, but it's quite pricey. Our Christmas turkeys come from them and they average $80 a bird. But it's the most outstanding turkey to feast on. The milk and cheese are pure goodness products, no doubt about it they have farming and production of quality food stuffs down to perfection. They use up vehicles like candy, and are hard to bargain with when it comes to replacing them. Try making a deal with 6-7 elders standing in your office arguing about the 60 dollar charge for an oil change on the vehicle they are dealing on..
The women are ugly. Butt fucking ugly. And they stink. Bad. They used to advertise for studs years ago, but that didn't pan out to well. It turned into a serious internal drug problem and they had to cull quite a few of their flock. I avoid Bass Pro on a Saturday, the place is lousy with them and they mob the store. After that they head downtown and try 'group buys' on any hooker they can corner. Since they are a church and all the money they make is tax free, they send convoys of trucks to any parking lot they can find to sell their goods all over the city. I just wished they had to pay their fair share. I think many of them are actually a corporation from what I read. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Family trees that look like telephone poles are a huge problem with the Amish. Not sure about the Hutterties. Some Amish communities pay for outsiders to knock up their daughters to throw some variety into the gene pool. how do you get that gig? Hang out at the Wal mart parking lot in Great Fals, MT. That's what a buddy did....offered $500 to bang a Hutterite.....he seriously thought about it until he saw her......good people...just not attractive at all. |
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We have some large Hutterite colonies around here. They have become more of an agricultural conglomerate than a colonization actually. Their poultry is second to none, but it's quite pricey. Our Christmas turkeys come from them and they average $80 a bird. But it's the most outstanding turkey to feast on. The milk and cheese are pure goodness products, no doubt about it they have farming and production of quality food stuffs down to perfection. They use up vehicles like candy, and are hard to bargain with when it comes to replacing them. Try making a deal with 6-7 elders standing in your office arguing about the 60 dollar charge for an oil change on the vehicle they are dealing on..
The women are ugly. Butt fucking ugly. And they stink. Bad. They used to advertise for studs years ago, but that didn't pan out to well. It turned into a serious internal drug problem and they had to cull quite a few of their flock. I avoid Bass Pro on a Saturday, the place is lousy with them and they mob the store. After that they head downtown and try 'group buys' on any hooker they can corner. Since they are a church and all the money they make is tax free, they send convoys of trucks to any parking lot they can find to sell their goods all over the city. I just wished they had to pay their fair share. I think many of them are actually a corporation from what I read. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This is true. But they avoid paying taxes here under the guise of their religion. Ruffles quite a few feathers of the regular ag community. |
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Quoted: This is true. The religious tax free shit is a myth, at least here anyway.Quoted: We have some large Hutterite colonies around here. They have become more of an agricultural conglomerate than a colonization actually. Their poultry is second to none, but it's quite pricey. Our Christmas turkeys come from them and they average $80 a bird. But it's the most outstanding turkey to feast on. The milk and cheese are pure goodness products, no doubt about it they have farming and production of quality food stuffs down to perfection. They use up vehicles like candy, and are hard to bargain with when it comes to replacing them. Try making a deal with 6-7 elders standing in your office arguing about the 60 dollar charge for an oil change on the vehicle they are dealing on.. The women are ugly. Butt fucking ugly. And they stink. Bad. They used to advertise for studs years ago, but that didn't pan out to well. It turned into a serious internal drug problem and they had to cull quite a few of their flock. I avoid Bass Pro on a Saturday, the place is lousy with them and they mob the store. After that they head downtown and try 'group buys' on any hooker they can corner. Since they are a church and all the money they make is tax free, they send convoys of trucks to any parking lot they can find to sell their goods all over the city. I just wished they had to pay their fair share. I think many of them are actually a corporation from what I read. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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They are an S corp, not tax free It looks like in Canada they are some sort of not for profit corp. That is why the cannot sell their goods via retail outlets. It's a tax loophole. They can sell direct from one of their farms AKA farmers market. They sell direct off the back of a truck, but don't dother asking for a reciept because you are not going to get one. |
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Family trees that look like telephone poles are a huge problem with the Amish. Not sure about the Hutterties. Some Amish communities pay for outsiders to knock up their daughters to throw some variety into the gene pool. how do you get that gig? As Don Johnson said: "Line 'em up" 
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Around here they trade other communities for fresh DNA. A bus load leaves ad comes back with new members. what the fuck is going on in this thread?!
It reads like a damn science fiction novel. Interspecies cross-breeding schemes, spice barges, jabba the hutts needing walmart sex. what the fuck. get off my planet you fucking aliens 
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Around here they trade other communities for fresh DNA. A bus load leaves ad comes back with new members. what the fuck is going on in this thread?!
It reads like a damn science fiction novel. Interspecies cross-breeding schemes, spice barges, jabba the hutts needing walmart sex. what the fuck. get off my planet you fucking aliens THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!! THE SPICE!!! |
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Family trees that look like telephone poles are a huge problem with the Amish. Not sure about the Hutterties. Some Amish communities pay for outsiders to knock up their daughters to throw some variety into the gene pool. how do you get that gig? Somebody here described it. If you don't mind banging a gal through a hole in a sheet while two dudes that look like Abraham Lincoln watch... |
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Family trees that look like telephone poles are a huge problem with the Amish. Not sure about the Hutterties. Some Amish communities pay for outsiders to knock up their daughters to throw some variety into the gene pool. how do you get that gig? Somebody here described it. If you don't mind banging a gal through a hole in a sheet while two dudes that look like Abraham Lincoln watch... I was kind of disgusted by the proposition until you brought in the Brothers Lincoln as UN Observers Corps. Now it sounds like a challenge. 
Looking forward to my primitive, puritanical, pacifist, cuckold experience.  Outta my way Abe, you can clean up if you want. I won't tell.
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Other than that they're nice.