Posted: 8/22/2012 9:02:11 AM EDT
So, I went to this great sandwich shop that makes these really great Cuban sammiches. Ordered myself "El Caballero" (spam, pulled pork, pickles, and cheese) and a Doctor Pepper. This one even came with free lettuce!
I'm only posting this because no one here believed me that the sandwich place exists... Disclaimer: no dogs, humans or cops were harmed in the making of this sammich. 
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Ugh, this sammich is gonna put me to sleep, though...carb overload...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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You take a great sandwich (a Cuban) and then you proceed to royally fuck it up by putting Spam on it? What the fuck is wrong with you? 
I told you to get the midnight you mongoloid The spam called to me from it's hermetically sealed container...begging, pleading, "Eat me, eat me"...now where have I heard those words before??? 
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You take a great sandwich (a Cuban) and then you proceed to royally fuck it up by putting Spam on it? What the fuck is wrong with you?   It was, as the French say, "Bueno."You took a great sandwich and put a fucking processed, salted, pig hoof concoction on it and completely ruined it. Son, am disappoint.
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You're eating in the back of your SUV? Pathfinder? Xterra...it's the only place I could post a "proper" Lunch Pic from without bringing a gun into the office. They tend to frown on that...  A guys gotta do what he's gotta do! 
Seen the nissan key 
should have noticed the manual
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Honestly the roll looks like garbage to me. I am sure it is OK but meh on the bread. Actually, the bread is made fresh daily, but they put the sammich in a sammich press and melt everything together for delectable, cheesy, melty goodness. A side product of that press is that it makes the sammich flat. 
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You're eating in the back of your SUV? Pathfinder? Xterra...it's the only place I could post a "proper" Lunch Pic from without bringing a gun into the office. They tend to frown on that... A guys gotta do what he's gotta do!
Seen the nissan key They are rather distinct!
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This place makes great subs. This is no Subway salad on bun sandwich the meat is piled on. The bread really makes it. A little crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. That roll looks to soft to me. A good sandwich needs the structure of good bread. You can see the rolls in the pictures at the site.
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. CT is a foodie's wet dream.
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the Cuban sandwich looks like something you could easily put together at home? whats so unique about it that makes it Cuban? bread, ham, pickles, pork, cheese, mayo? If you do not have enough hispanic admixture in your DNA, you will NEVER be able to cook pig like they do. You may do it good, but not the same good that hispanics pull off.  Some things are purely genetic.
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FUCK CUBANOS
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TORTAS! BUTTERED TOASTED BUN
PORK ASADO SOFT MEXICAN QUESO LETTUCE 
TOMATO RED ONIONS JALEPENO AVACADO FUCKING WIN! You bastard...you went without me... I need one of these: 
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FUCK CUBANOS
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TORTAS! BUTTERED TOASTED BUN
PORK ASADO SOFT MEXICAN QUESO LETTUCE
TOMATO RED ONIONS JALEPENO AVACADO FUCKING WIN! You bastard...you went without me... I need one of these: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/2012-07-26_19-52-47_265.jpg LOL not that was a few months back. See, wearing jacket. FUCK YEAH! MEXICAN COKE! |
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FUCK CUBANOS
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TORTAS! BUTTERED TOASTED BUN
PORK ASADO SOFT MEXICAN QUESO LETTUCE
TOMATO RED ONIONS JALEPENO AVACADO FUCKING WIN! You bastard...you went without me... I need one of these: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/2012-07-26_19-52-47_265.jpg Now that is a tasty looking sammich. How do all of these get made? Are the women behind the counter single and have no husbands to make sammiches for? 
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FUCK CUBANOS
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TORTAS! BUTTERED TOASTED BUN
PORK ASADO SOFT MEXICAN QUESO LETTUCE
TOMATO RED ONIONS JALEPENO AVACADO FUCKING WIN! You bastard...you went without me... I need one of these: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/2012-07-26_19-52-47_265.jpg Now that is a tasty looking sammich. How do all of these get made? Are the women behind the counter single and have no husbands to make sammiches for? Not sure, really. There's a couple cute ones that work there, but I'm not sure if A) they're legal (both in age and immigration status) and B) if they're products of the area where this restaurant is located (a heroin district). Either way, I ain't finding out for ya...I've had enough of the "white-guy-in-a-hispanic-relationship" thing... |
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FUCK CUBANOS
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TORTAS! BUTTERED TOASTED BUN
PORK ASADO SOFT MEXICAN QUESO LETTUCE
TOMATO RED ONIONS JALEPENO AVACADO FUCKING WIN! You bastard...you went without me... I need one of these: http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/pedorrero79/2012-07-26_19-52-47_265.jpg Now that is a tasty looking sammich. How do all of these get made? Are the women behind the counter single and have no husbands to make sammiches for? Not sure, really. There's a couple cute ones that work there, but I'm not sure if A) they're legal (both in age and immigration status) and B) if they're products of the area where this restaurant is located (a heroin district). Either way, I ain't finding out for ya...I've had enough of the "white-guy-in-a-hispanic-relationship" thing... Conquistador 
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