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8/21/2012 4:51:54 AM EDT
8/21/2012 4:54:57 AM EDT
[#1]

 
8/21/2012 4:55:41 AM EDT
[#2]
No idea who that is, but that was funny as hell.





Did she get the model with the cool-down spray and the finger pulse sensor?

8/21/2012 4:56:42 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
No idea who that is, but that was funny as hell.  


Penny, you dimwit!!!!
8/21/2012 4:56:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Ellen is blood gorged...
8/21/2012 4:56:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Its basically null sum.

Kaley's handjob machine is canceled out by Ellen being in the clip.


My boner is disappoint
8/21/2012 4:57:19 AM EDT
[#6]
Practice.  HAhAha
8/21/2012 4:58:54 AM EDT
[#7]
Attached File


8/21/2012 4:59:33 AM EDT
[#8]
not guilty
8/21/2012 5:00:04 AM EDT
[#9]




She is adorable. No idea who she is, but that was funny


 
8/21/2012 5:01:23 AM EDT
[#10]
I just call it the Hand Jobber 3000
8/21/2012 5:01:25 AM EDT
[#11]
need a .gif if her working that thing.
 
8/21/2012 5:03:02 AM EDT
[#12]
She can shake my weight anytime she wants.  



8/21/2012 5:06:51 AM EDT
[#13]
I had to stop the video for a minute and it paused like this....

8/21/2012 5:08:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Not very bright is she....I'm sure she's had plenty of practice.
8/21/2012 5:12:28 AM EDT
[#15]
How can a woman not see how its not exactly like a tug-job?
8/21/2012 5:15:14 AM EDT
[#16]
She's quite hot....this makes the hotness factor multiply.
8/21/2012 5:28:45 AM EDT
[#17]
I love me some Penny.
8/21/2012 5:38:29 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I had to stop the video for a minute and it paused like this....

http://i49.tinypic.com/29f7dhh.png


when i saw that part of the clip, the first thing that came to mind was photoshop.
8/21/2012 5:40:48 AM EDT
[#19]
Well I need a nap now.
8/21/2012 5:46:41 AM EDT
[#20]
Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!



Thanks. I'm done.


 
8/21/2012 5:50:54 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
need a .gif if her working that thing.  


Exactly.
8/21/2012 5:52:16 AM EDT
[#22]
Im developing a theory about the Big Bang.
8/21/2012 5:58:26 AM EDT
[#23]
Penny can "practice" on me anytime.
 
8/21/2012 7:01:48 AM EDT
[#24]
Well, I can finally say I've watched part of Ellen's show.
8/21/2012 7:17:33 AM EDT
[#25]
I'd swing that three-way.
8/21/2012 8:31:00 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Im developing a theory about the Big Bang.


Is she the neighbor across the hall?  My wife watches that show, and I've seen a couple of episodes, but I didn't recognize her.



 
8/21/2012 8:47:11 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Im developing a theory about the Big Bang.

Is she the neighbor across the hall?  My wife watches that show, and I've seen a couple of episodes, but I didn't recognize her.
 


No, the two nerds are the neighbors across the hall
8/21/2012 9:08:28 AM EDT
[#28]
Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)
8/21/2012 9:11:14 AM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


Penny! (fap fap fap)



Penny! (fap fap fap)



Penny! (fap fap fap)




 
8/21/2012 9:15:54 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)


8/21/2012 9:16:22 AM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


Well, I can finally say I've watched part of Ellen's show.


I thought that was Anderson Cooper in the video.



 
8/21/2012 9:22:49 AM EDT
[#32]


Those things are so silly.
8/21/2012 9:24:11 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)

Penny! (fap fap fap)


HOLY SHIT THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/21/2012 9:28:28 AM EDT
[#34]
Where's that gif of the news lady using it and grinning?

8/21/2012 9:31:37 AM EDT
[#35]
She is sexy as hell.

Kaley, not Ellen.
8/21/2012 12:21:43 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


Penny! (fap fap fap)



Penny! (fap fap fap)



Penny! (fap fap fap)


Come in!



 
8/21/2012 12:26:35 PM EDT
[#37]





Brings back such memories, eh?    
8/21/2012 1:41:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
No idea who that is, but that was funny as hell.


Did she get the model with the cool-down spray and the finger pulse sensor?

probably says in the un-edited thread title




















































.
8/21/2012 1:46:07 PM EDT
[#39]
Reminds me of this.

8/21/2012 1:47:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Reminds me of this.

http://youtu.be/mYfDnc42wog


8/21/2012 1:59:48 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Reminds me of this.

http://youtu.be/mYfDnc42wog


It really is amazing how quickly that thing went to her face. Like second nature or something.
8/21/2012 2:57:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Ellen
8/21/2012 4:13:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Ellen


+ Portia =
8/21/2012 6:44:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
How can a woman not see how its not exactly like a tug-job?


I dont know but I played dumb() and got my buddies wife to show me how to use a shake weight our laughter ruined the fun