Posted: 8/11/2012 4:21:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: If one was riding his sailboat through the Sahara desert and got a flat tire, how many buckwheat pancakes would it take to fix it? It's a bullshit question. Sailboats used in the desert have tracks and never tires. If a sailboat gets stuck in the sand the tire will just spin, where as a track will dig in and continue moving the boat forward. However grass plains sailboats do use tires, and in that case it would be 1,238.934 buckwheat pancakes.  |
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If one was riding his sailboat through the Sahara desert and got a flat tire, how many buckwheat pancakes would it take to fix it? It's a bullshit question. Sailboats used in the desert have tracks and never tires. If a sailboat gets stuck in the sand the tire will just spin, where as a track will dig in and continue moving the boat forward. However grass plains sailboats do use tires, and in that case it would be 1,338.934 buckwheat pancakes. http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u321/definc/mycousinvinny.jpg You forgot to carry the one . |
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Quoted: If one was riding his sailboat through the Sahara desert and got a flat tire, how many buckwheat pancakes would it take to fix it? My first thought is blue. Ice cream does not have any bones. The best way to go about it if you must check out a book is to masturbate into a saucer. Then the problem is that no self respecting kitten would lick it up. Especially when there are things like graham crackers in the pantry. Better go find a whore. Or a Siamese cat because they are whore cats. So how many unripened guava fruit did you eat?  |
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I spent an interesting evening recently with a grain of salt.
People, having a much larger number of varieties, and are very different from what one can find in Chinatowns across the country (things like pork buns, steamed dumplings, etc.) They can be cheap, being sold for around 30 to 75 cents apiece (depending on size), are generally not greasy, can be adequately explained by stupidity. Singles have felt insecure since we came down from the Conservative world at large. But Chuqui is the way it happened and the prices are VERY reasonable. -Mark V. Shaney. |
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I didn't need to sleep tonight, thanks.  |