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Posted: 8/7/2012 5:31:03 PM EDT

Forgive me ARFCom:

I have not shot a gun in almost two years

I haven't had a good steak in probably 4 months

I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 6 weeks

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:32:48 PM EDT

[#1]

Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:34:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Go fap furiously in the corner, and you will be forgiven. Or something like that

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:35:20 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

lol.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:36:00 PM EDT

[#4]

I live a rediculously awesome life, have a rotating schedule of supermodels I bang, drive a custom car, and get paid 1.5$ million a year to shoot guns of my choosing.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:36:33 PM EDT

[#5]

Sounds like you need to do something for yourself, for a change.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:36:59 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Forgive me ARFCom:

I have not shot a gun in almost two years

I haven't had a good steak in probably 4 months

I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 6 weeks

And a lawyer...the party invites must pile up.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:37:12 PM EDT

[#7]

I peed in the shower once. I liked it.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:37:39 PM EDT

[#8]

I accidentally nuked a frog this evening in the microwave.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:38:06 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Sounds like you need to do something for yourself, for a change.

my friend, i have the most precious almost 11 month old ever, and i would trade my life for her, so it's completely worth it and i wouldn't change a thing

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:38:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

lol.

That's fucked up. But I laughed.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:39:15 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Forgive me ARFCom:

I have not shot a gun in almost two years

I haven't had a good steak in probably 4 months

I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 6 weeks

And a lawyer...the party invites must pile up.

i reported you 8 times. one for each leg.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:40:03 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:40:05 PM EDT

[#13]

I haven't been laid in so long it really doesn't matter anymore. What's the point?

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:48:35 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sounds like you need to do something for yourself, for a change.

my friend, i have the most precious almost 11 month old ever, and i would trade my life for her, so it's completely worth it and i wouldn't change a thing

Ahhh, that explains it..

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:51:58 PM EDT

[#15]

I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:55:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

How you doin

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:55:34 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Pics in 2 years?

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:59:30 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Pics in 2 years?

I believe this may very slightly based on state law

Posted: 8/7/2012 5:59:31 PM EDT

[#19]

Originally Posted By NoloContendere

my friend, i have the most precious almost 11 month old ever, and i would trade my life for her, so it's completely worth it and i wouldn't change a thing

I understand this completely.

Here is my confession:

I never realize what true love was until I had children of my own.

Posted: 8/7/2012 6:01:11 PM EDT

[#20]

I once got a pedicure and liked it.

Fuck you, my feet are worth it.

Posted: 8/7/2012 6:01:11 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Pics in 2 years?

I believe this may very slightly based on state law

That belief could get your ass in a sling.

Posted: 8/7/2012 6:24:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Pics in 2 years?

I believe this may very slightly based on state law

No, you could fuck John_wayne777 in a number of states, but get a pic of hi...er, her nude and you get put on a nice list and tenderly loved in prison.

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:43:16 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Oh crap - really? I've been following your advice for close to eight years - good thing I haven't had to drawn down.

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:46:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sounds like you need to do something for yourself, for a change.

my friend, i have the most precious almost 11 month old ever, and i would trade my life for her, so it's completely worth it and i wouldn't change a thing

Which is why you should shoot more. Skills degrade.

You do want to be able to defend her, don't you?

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:47:07 PM EDT

[#25]

I haven't pushed or pulled a barbell in a year

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:49:27 PM EDT

[#26]

I've been faking orgasm while intimate with the wife. Muscle control it's your friend

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:57:23 PM EDT

[#27]

i am a monster

Posted: 8/7/2012 7:58:47 PM EDT

[#28]

I do not own a handgun

Posted: 8/7/2012 8:08:08 PM EDT

[#29]

I boned a fat chick once, long story.

Posted: 8/7/2012 8:17:20 PM EDT

[#30]

I think I might have a cavity.

Posted: 8/7/2012 8:22:01 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I think I might have a cavity.

And the shame of defeat in Subnets jeans thread

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:42:27 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

I boned a fat chick once, long story.

I've boned a dozen.

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:43:59 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I...I don't know how to read.

I am actually a 16 year old lesbian girl.

Oh crap - really? I've been following your advice for close to eight years - good thing I haven't had to drawn down.

I want you to call me Loretta.

I want to have babies.

...and let that be a lesson about listening to strangers. Especially if they drive a 1986 Ford contractor's van and promise that they have watermelon flavored jolly ranchers.

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:45:47 PM EDT

[#34]

I just had a Marlboro for you ol buddy

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:46:52 PM EDT

[#35]

Grats on quiting smoking. I am going on 6 months strong.

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:48:00 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

I peed in the shower once. I liked it.

I no longer have a shower, I now have a walk in bidet.

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:50:15 PM EDT

[#37]

I actually enjoy watching the Olympics.

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:50:57 PM EDT

[#38]

I like Katy Perry's music.

And Carli Rae Jepsen's.

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Posted: 8/8/2012 4:52:25 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

Sorry, I'm gonna haz to siggy that

Posted: 8/8/2012 4:57:48 PM EDT

[#40]

Let's have VA HTF meet and greet and we can solve your problems, may have to be a cigar, but plenty of smokes available if needed.

Forgive me brothers, don't think that I've purchased a firearm in at least 3 months, too busy trying to compete and send rounds downrange.

Quoted:
Forgive me ARFCom:

I have not shot a gun in almost two years

I haven't had a good steak in probably 4 months

I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 6 weeks

Posted: 8/8/2012 5:04:05 PM EDT

[#41]

told a fat chick that I'd call her next week ... of course that was after I talked her into anal sex. she was saving herself for her wedding night.

i never called her back

Posted: 8/8/2012 5:13:21 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
told a fat chick that I'd call her next week ... of course that was after I talked her into anal sex. she was saving herself for her wedding night.

i never called her back

I bet she was really sore over that.

Posted: 8/8/2012 5:19:23 PM EDT

[#43]

I didn't own an AR for quite a few years while a member here. I'd rather shoot a bolt gun for the most part.

Posted: 8/8/2012 5:25:49 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
I didn't own an AR for quite a few years while a member here. I'd rather shoot a bolt gun for the most part.

I still don't have a functioning AR. Damn you, California politicians!

But I'm at least as interested in C&R or "historically interesting" firearms as I am in ARs and modern things. (but a Glock 19 with Gold Dots is still my nightstand gun)

Posted: 8/9/2012 12:26:03 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I boned a fat chick once, long story.

I've boned a dozen.

I did just the one while I was really drunk. I had to fake an orgasm for the first and last time ever in my life.

Posted: 8/9/2012 12:29:11 AM EDT

[#46]

I haven't been laid in two weeks.

I missed an easy shot today on a squirrel at about 15yds.

Posted: 8/9/2012 1:05:19 AM EDT

[#47]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted: 8/9/2012 1:11:58 AM EDT

[#48]

Slacker.

Posted: 8/9/2012 1:18:24 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Forgive me ARFCom:

I have not shot a gun in almost two years

I haven't had a good steak in probably 4 months

I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 6 weeks

GTFO just go.

Posted: 8/9/2012 1:29:56 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Just say a few Hail Ed's and your sins will be absolved.

Hail Ed, full of grace, the Lord of the Bear pit is with thee; blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy interwebs, Arfcom.

Amen.

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