Posted: 7/26/2012 7:10:04 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSG5cV6Sjo&feature=branded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zianh9Z5yvw&feature=branded  |
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Black Dynamite: First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.
Patricia Nixon: But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite: This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology. Patricia Nixon: I do. I do, it's just... oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. Black Dynamite: This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice, [stands up] Black Dynamite: wrongs to be... [Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite] Gloria: Oh, Black Dynamite! Patricia Nixon: [Tugging Black Dynamite's pants] Go on, honey. Black Dynamite: [Pulls out his handgun and points it straight ahead] Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted, [as Gloria sits down, holding Black Dynamite's left leg] Black Dynamite: innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around. [Pulls out his nunchucks] Black Dynamite: Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite. [Pat Nixon proceeds to approach Black Dynamite and hold his right leg] |
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One of my absolute favorite movies.
Black Dynamite: Ha-ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room! Gloria: [after Dynamite kills a would-be assasin in a donut suit] How did you know? Black Dynamite: Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes. Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! |
