[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Butterface (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/24/2012 3:38:34 PM EDT
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I'm thinking of foing.
[have you had your share?] |
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holy shit... someone dig up that thread? "took my girlfriend rock climbing" ? |
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Or is that HEYYYY YOUUUUU GUYSSSSS!!!!?  |
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Long ago in a galaxy far far way . . .
I was working security in the strip club where my on-and-off GF danced. One of her friends there was quite popular, she had the perfect body and was absolutely beautiful as long as the light was behind her. 
But if the lights came up, the hardons would have went down. Like the Titanic.
She had a really cute little companion that I had the hots for, but they were a package deal. You took both girls or neither. 
So I did what I had to do, and I kept my eyes closed a lot.
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Quoted: Long ago in a galaxy far far way . . . I was working security in the strip club where my on-and-off GF danced. One of her friends there was quite popular, she had the perfect body and was absolutely beautiful as long as the light was behind her. But if the lights came up, the hardons would have went down. Like the Titanic.  |
| Honestly hit it bro..... I have found that the more flaws a woman has the more the wants to make up for it..... Ugly face? you betcha she gives a mean blow job, probbaly dose anal too... She know her face is busted, and is used to doing what ever it takes to keep a man around, which means she will go above and beyond... If not? notch that bed post one more time and move on. |
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Honestly hit it bro..... I have found that the more flaws a woman has the more the wants to make up for it..... Ugly face? you betcha she gives a mean blow job, probbaly dose anal too... She know her face is busted, and is used to doing what ever it takes to keep a man around, which means she will go above and beyond... If not? notch that bed post one more time and move on. This is what my little brain tells me. Much truth. |
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I've had my share, but the worst was basically forced on me. I was 18 and passed out in the bed of my truck (pasture party), I awoke to find myself being sexually assaulted by a girl I had been trying to avoid for the better part of the school year. I was too drunk and too far along to make her stop, lol. She had an amazing body, but looked like Predator in the face. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: Honestly hit it bro..... I have found that the more flaws a woman has the more the wants to make up for it..... Ugly face? you betcha she gives a mean blow job, probbaly dose anal too... She know her face is busted, and is used to doing what ever it takes to keep a man around, which means she will go above and beyond... If not? notch that bed post one more time and move on. This is what my little brain tells me. Much truth. Where some see problems... I see a solution;  |
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Honestly hit it bro..... I have found that the more flaws a woman has the more the wants to make up for it..... Ugly face? you betcha she gives a mean blow job, probbaly dose anal too... She know her face is busted, and is used to doing what ever it takes to keep a man around, which means she will go above and beyond... If not? notch that bed post one more time and move on. This is what my little brain tells me. Much truth. How can you lose? Its not gonna feel bad? its not like her box is made of sand paper... |
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Honestly hit it bro..... I have found that the more flaws a woman has the more the wants to make up for it..... Ugly face? you betcha she gives a mean blow job, probbaly dose anal too... She know her face is busted, and is used to doing what ever it takes to keep a man around, which means she will go above and beyond... If not? notch that bed post one more time and move on. It's probably why she has a rockin' bod. She knows she has a busted face, and so she works hard to look that good. Go for it. |