Fapping Neanderthals > General Discussion

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:26:09 PM EDT

http://news.yahoo.com/why-neanderthals-sported-arms-popeye-210418322.html

"If you and I are both right-handed, you'd expect 4 to 13 percent asymmetry between our arms. Neanderthals have up to 50 percent or more asymmetry. They were doing something with their dominant arms that were either more intense or repetitive or both than we do today.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:27:27 PM EDT

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Most Americans have a higher asymmetry than other nations due to the fact that we click with our right and fap with our left.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:28:58 PM EDT

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You mean like swinging tools or weapons? That's pretty unlike MOST Americans these days.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:32:40 PM EDT

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Neanderthals were like fiddler crabs?

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:35:20 PM EDT

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Most Americans have a higher asymmetry than other nations due to the fact that we click with our right and fap with our left.

I would never have learned to fap left handed, if not for the internet.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:36:50 PM EDT

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The experiments were done on men because most Neanderthal skeletons
analyzed by scientists have been male. Female skeletons do show the
asymmetry, but the small number of specimens makes it tough....

You may be on to something.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:37:45 PM EDT

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Most Americans have a higher asymmetry than other nations due to the fact that we click with our right and fap with our left.

I write left handed, and I don't even do that.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:39:45 PM EDT

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I am right handed......but have this amazing ability to use a mouse with my left hand.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:40:10 PM EDT

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.... and fap with our left.

Dont they call that "the stranger"?

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:42:28 PM EDT

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.... and fap with our left.

Dont they call that "the stranger"?

No, that's when you make your hand fall asleep.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:42:37 PM EDT

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.... and fap with our left.

Dont they call that "the stranger"?

That's when you sit on your hand, let it go numb, and then do your thing.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:43:47 PM EDT

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Neanderthals were like fiddler crabs?

Yes, only one pimp hand should be necessary.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:45:35 PM EDT

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.... and fap with our left.

Dont they call that "the stranger"?

That's when you sit on your hand, let it go numb, and then do your thing.

interdasting.

BRB

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:50:12 PM EDT

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Gee, its almost like their survival depended on throwing spears, or pounding animals to death with rocks or something.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:51:26 PM EDT

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Gee, its almost like their survival depended on throwing spears, or pounding animals to death with rocks or something.

Only when KFC was closed.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:51:45 PM EDT

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Gee, its almost like their survival depended on throwing spears, or pounding animals to death with rocks or something.

You don't say!

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:51:59 PM EDT

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How can this NOT be a History of the World Part II thread.

I am dissapoint.

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Posted: 7/18/2012 5:53:36 PM EDT

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I am right-handed but I fap with my left.

I absolutely lack the motor skill to fap with my right.

I don't know why.

Posted: 7/18/2012 5:58:35 PM EDT

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I am right-handed but I fap with my left.

I absolutely lack the motor skill to fap with my right.

I don't know why.

I'm the exact opposite.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:00:09 PM EDT

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I am right-handed but I fap with my left.

I absolutely lack the motor skill to fap with my right.

I don't know why.

I'm the exact opposite.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/37-intredasting.jpg

Are you hitting on me?

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:02:46 PM EDT

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What about popeye ? That guy must have been fapping all the time to have forearms like that.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:14:46 PM EDT

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What about popeye ? That guy must have been fapping all the time to have forearms like that.

Not fapping himself, though.

He's a sailor, remember.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:19:24 PM EDT

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Quoted:

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I am right-handed but I fap with my left.

I absolutely lack the motor skill to fap with my right.

I don't know why.

I'm the exact opposite.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/37-intredasting.jpg

Dutch rudder time

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:20:42 PM EDT

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I don't think they had to FAP, just grab the closest female that wasn't taken and force her into doggy a'la Clan of the Cave Bear style.....I don't think they had much foreplay back then.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:21:30 PM EDT

[#24]

This thread is hawt.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:26:03 PM EDT

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This thread is hawt.

Yes, my non-large arm is working the dolphin as we speak. I feel the difference already. Only problem is that it feels like a man

At least it's a smaller one than normal

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:27:15 PM EDT

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Quoted:

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I am right-handed but I fap with my left.

I absolutely lack the motor skill to fap with my right.

I don't know why.

I'm the exact opposite.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/37-intredasting.jpg

Are you hitting on me?

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:37:46 PM EDT

[#27]

Where the hell is 1GR. He loves to talk about fapping.

Posted: 7/18/2012 6:39:52 PM EDT

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Most Americans have a higher asymmetry than other nations due to the fact that we click with our right and fap with our left.

did you see that botd pic xcr put up today? arfcommers are gonna be even more advanced than normal americans. we will be the elite.

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