Posted: 7/14/2012 7:08:29 AM EDT
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My wife and I were sitting down to eat breakfast and she asked me to get her a fork. The first fork I grabbed happened to be one of the small forks. her: "That's a fruit fork." me: "for eating fruit of a chicken" her: "I just had a baby and you're telling me I'm eating a chicken's babies? me: "No, they're unfertilized. More like chicken periods. her: " Yum. |