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6/16/2012 7:14:37 AM EDT
Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.



He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..
6/16/2012 7:15:51 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway
6/16/2012 7:17:08 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.



He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..
outstanding
 
6/16/2012 7:18:12 AM EDT
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Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


Lol not the statement one wants to hear first thing in the am, or really ever.
6/16/2012 7:19:37 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


6/16/2012 7:19:56 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


6/16/2012 7:20:19 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


O lawd! LOL

I have heard a similar story but the chick was a prostitute...

Yea
6/16/2012 7:21:18 AM EDT
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Ha! Whores.
6/16/2012 7:22:59 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


The wharf, on a hot summer day?
6/16/2012 7:24:07 AM EDT
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Ha! Whores.


Ha! Johns.
6/16/2012 7:24:30 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

well there goes my breakfast
6/16/2012 7:26:23 AM EDT
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My algebra teacher was a city boy from FL who moved to Maine for a more country lifestyle.  He bought a small house in the country and complained that his plumbing was clogged as it drained very slowly.  He said that he tried drain-o, snaking the drains, just about everything.  The shop teacher decided to help him out and brought over a fairly large compressor.  The shop teacher explained that the plumbing vents on the roof were probably clogged with years of bird nests and who knows what else.  The algebra teacher got on the roof too look and sure enough it was clogged.  

The algebra teacher was warned to stand back as the compressor was going to blow out decades of crud.  He didn't hear the warning.  
6/16/2012 7:29:22 AM EDT
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That'll learn him.





Maybe.


 
6/16/2012 7:29:48 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


O lawd! LOL

I have heard a similar story but the chick was a prostitute...

Yea


Who in the fuck goes down on a prostitute?
6/16/2012 7:34:39 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


6/16/2012 7:37:53 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


O lawd! LOL

I have heard a similar story but the chick was a prostitute...

Yea


Who in the fuck goes down on a prostitute?


A guy I used to know in the Navy.  Whorehouse in Cannes France.
6/16/2012 7:42:45 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


O lawd! LOL

I have heard a similar story but the chick was a prostitute...

Yea


Who in the fuck goes down on a prostitute?


A guy I used to know in the Navy.  Whorehouse in Cannes France.


Don't the French wash every other month?
6/16/2012 8:11:19 PM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


O lawd! LOL

I have heard a similar story but the chick was a prostitute...

Yea


Who in the fuck goes down on a prostitute?


A guy I used to know in the Navy.  Whorehouse in Cannes France.


Don't the French wash every other month?


sounds like dry-aged beef
6/16/2012 8:48:48 PM EDT
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This thread cured me of eating before I go to sleep.
6/16/2012 8:58:00 PM EDT
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Pics aren't loading.
6/16/2012 9:22:32 PM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.



He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


Earned your wings that day?



 
6/16/2012 9:45:54 PM EDT
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This thread cured me of eating before I go to sleep.


I think this comment got me hardest.





Archer: "PHRASING!"
6/16/2012 10:31:35 PM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway



Earn ya some red wings?
6/16/2012 11:07:52 PM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway


Were you also covered in fish slime?
6/17/2012 12:42:30 AM EDT
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Hey Vietnamese people pay good money for fish slime to flavor thier rice.
6/17/2012 4:07:22 AM EDT
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Helping a guy with his fish cooler, condensate drain was clogged so I decided to blow it out with CO2. Guy insisted on standing on the other end because he wanted to see what came out. I told him to get outta there because it wasn't gonna be pretty, he pretty much yelled at me and told me to hit it.

He is now COVERED in what I can only describe as the world's foulest fish slime. Some people..


Sounds like the time a chick warned me of going down on her and I did it anyway




Oh god