[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Beer + Shower = Amazing (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/30/2012 10:42:26 AM EDT
I got off work at 7am this morning after a long night, then I had to go mow some of my customers lawns. I saw a thread a few weeks ago talking about taking a beer shower, I thought that is ridiculous, but my boss said "try it you will never want to take a shower again without a beer." Well I just did and let me tell you I almost went and got another beer, how is it that I am almost 33 y/o and had never thought of this before. Thanks ARFCOM for making the showering experience go from this  to this  .
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! The best part is the girl had just dumped one of the guys passed out upstairs during the party the night before.  His nickname was "Bitchard" I loved college |
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Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! I've heard rumors but I never believed they could be true! What's next, we find the fountain of youth? |
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Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! We were roomates? |
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yep!! https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548112_10100947298747573_6207361_57164872_85060795_n.jpg exactly where I had to place my beer. I'm thinking of putting a shelf in the corner above the shower head |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! Negative THE trifecta is bj & beer while fishing. |
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I thought this was against CoC and bannable.... ...you know, aside from being incredibly annoying and ghey. Come to think of it, I could probably dig through my old pic folders and find some other dumbass memes that you might have missed over the last decade. |
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I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning.[/quote] That's one more thing to add to the bucket list[/quote] Aren't you worried about crumbs landing on your back, Texan?
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I thought this was against CoC and bannable.... ...you know, aside from being incredibly annoying and ghey. Come to think of it, I could probably dig through my old pic folders and find some other dumbass memes that you might have missed over the last decade. Go have a beer shower, relax. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! Negative THE trifecta is bj & beer while fishing. Another thing, how does one eat a sandwich in the shower? Bread will virtually melt and the rest will fall on top of the poor girl's head. |
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I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. That's one more thing to add to the bucket list[/quote] Aren't you worried about crumbs landing on your back, Texan? ROFLMAO
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yep!! https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548112_10100947298747573_6207361_57164872_85060795_n.jpg exactly where I had to place my beer. I'm thinking of putting a shelf in the corner above the shower head I tuck mine behind the liner furthest from the shower head. Mmm. Think I'll do that tonight. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Holy fuck, THE trifecta! Negative THE trifecta is bj & beer while fishing. Another thing, how does one eat a sandwich in the shower? Bread will virtually melt and the rest will fall on top of the poor girl's head. If I had MS paint I would sketch it for you, just imagine a large shower with a seat and she is the one under the water. Just let your imagination run with it.  |
| It was spring break in Padre Island and I awoke from a two day bender without a shower and headed to the fridge and grabbed a Heineken. Then it was off to the shower with the Heinie to grab a cold shower to wake me up for the Big Head Todd and the Monsters concert. I still have a cold one in the shower now and then, especially after manual labor. It also helps you sleep if you have a beer in a warm shower right before bed. |
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Hmm. I've always understood this as a hangover cure. You know, the snake that bit you type of thing. I've never heard anyone refer to a shower beer as anything but what a worthless drunk does to make it in to work. Who knew it was socially acceptable?
I might have to try it. |
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Welcome to manhood, although you are late Welcome to the party. I walked in on a roomate once in college who was drinking a beer, eating a sandwich, and getting a BJ in the shower. Now that's winning. Steve? Is that you, man? Stop telling stories about me or I'll let everyone know about your ecstasy-fueled "experience" with the water polo team. |