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5/29/2012 4:46:55 AM EDT
UFC star Arianny Celeste arrested for domestic violence, report says

Super, ridiculously, incredibly, amazingly hot UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste was arrested early this morning for allegations of domestic violence ... TMZ has learned.

According to the website for the Clark County Detention Center, the unbelievably hot Celeste was taken into custody at 7:30 AM and held on $3,000 bond. She is still behind bars.

If Celeste does not post bond within 48 hours, her fine self will go before a judge.

In addition to her work with UFC, Celeste has modeled for Maxim, FHM, Sports Illustrated and Playboy.

NEWS LINK

5/29/2012 4:48:36 AM EDT
[#1]
not guilty for sure.  
5/29/2012 4:48:59 AM EDT
[#2]
Never heard of her - I am OK with that.
5/29/2012 4:49:14 AM EDT
[#3]
OMG!!!!
5/29/2012 4:49:21 AM EDT
[#4]
I'd give her $3000 in a heartbeat
5/29/2012 4:50:05 AM EDT
[#5]
Her cleavage is not straight. It kinda slants.  Pass.
5/29/2012 4:50:42 AM EDT
[#6]
So it's a limited time offer to buy her for $3k?  Hmm...

ETA:  Ew, you're right, slanty cleavage.  I'll go $2500.
5/29/2012 4:50:52 AM EDT
[#7]
id stick it in her butt
5/29/2012 4:51:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Released into my care
5/29/2012 4:52:39 AM EDT
[#9]
She could beat me as many times as she wanted... but only if she made it up to me during the make-up sex.
5/29/2012 4:53:02 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
not guilty for sure.  


Damn right.
5/29/2012 4:53:43 AM EDT
[#11]
By Vegas standards she is "Nolo Contendre".
5/29/2012 4:58:12 AM EDT
[#12]
Fuuuuuuck me, I'd love to get the shit beat out of me by her.
 
5/29/2012 4:58:20 AM EDT
[#13]
GUILTY...

of givin me a woody

if she's into beating, i guess i could be too, for her YUM..
5/29/2012 4:58:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Fuuuuuuck me, I'd love to get the shit beat out of me by her.
 
5/29/2012 5:13:12 AM EDT
[#15]
Hulk Smash!

5/29/2012 5:19:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Huh, so someone was tired of her s––t, guess the old adage is true after all.
5/29/2012 5:29:20 AM EDT
[#17]
5/29/2012 5:30:58 AM EDT
[#18]
Silicone plastic bags sewn into chest....pretty girl, too bad.
5/29/2012 5:38:37 AM EDT
[#19]
Google images has been called as a witness for the defense.




 
5/29/2012 5:39:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Unless she set fire to an orphanage, NOT GUILTY.

5/29/2012 5:40:08 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Silicone plastic bags sewn into chest....pretty girl, too bad.




5/29/2012 5:41:43 AM EDT
[#22]
Instead of a news link, I'd rather have a hot link to google images.
5/29/2012 5:44:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Google images has been called as a witness for the defense.

 



Case Closed
5/29/2012 7:12:29 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Instead of a news link, I'd rather have a hot link to google images.


Man, some of you guys have to be spoon-fed dont you?

Click here for you lazy bastards
5/29/2012 12:28:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Instead of a news link, I'd rather have a hot link to google images.


Man, some of you guys have to be spoon-fed dont you?

Click here for you lazy bastards


Not lazy at all. It's hard to type with my hand jammed down my pants.
5/29/2012 12:33:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Please try with SafeSearch off.

Jury couldn't even return a verdict. Judge dismissed at the close of the State's case.

5/29/2012 12:36:07 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
not guilty for sure.  


5/29/2012 12:37:25 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm gonna need a bigger motorboat engine.
 
5/29/2012 12:37:36 PM EDT
[#29]



Quoted:


Silicone plastic bags sewn into chest....pretty girl, too bad.


They looked real in her playboy shoot

 
5/29/2012 12:38:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Instead of a news link, I'd rather have a hot link to google images.


Man, some of you guys have to be spoon-fed dont you?

Click here for you lazy bastards



That was pretty cool, thanks.

5/29/2012 12:38:36 PM EDT
[#31]
Total Frame Up
5/29/2012 12:39:20 PM EDT
[#32]
I'll bond her out!  
5/29/2012 12:41:16 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Silicone plastic bags sewn into chest....pretty girl, too bad.


They looked real in her playboy shoot  


Real fake.



 
5/29/2012 12:42:49 PM EDT
[#34]

Bathe her and bring her to me for the appropriate punishment.

5/29/2012 12:44:00 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


Unless she set fire to an orphanage, NOT GUILTY.





Well, duh uh....



 
5/29/2012 12:44:00 PM EDT
[#36]
Worthy of the tongue punch regarding several aspects of Her anatomy my colleagues.

5/29/2012 12:45:16 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
id stick it in her butt


Problem is she would beat you like a red headed step child.
5/29/2012 12:46:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Instead of a news link, I'd rather have a hot link to google images.


Man, some of you guys have to be spoon-fed dont you?

Click here for you lazy bastards


Not lazy at all. It's hard to type with my hand jammed down my pants.


What pants?
5/29/2012 12:46:24 PM EDT
[#39]
So not guilty
5/29/2012 12:46:26 PM EDT
[#40]





Quoted:



Google images has been called as a witness for the defense.





 






 



She's already been released according to whichever of her stalkers updates her Wikipedia page
5/29/2012 12:46:45 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:



Quoted:

id stick it in her butt




Problem is she would beat you like a red headed step child.


After I stick it in her butt, right?



I'm good with that.



 
5/29/2012 12:46:45 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Worthy of the tongue punch regarding several aspects of Her anatomy my colleagues.



Including the "Mud button"?
5/29/2012 12:48:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Worthy of the tongue punch regarding several aspects of Her anatomy my colleagues.



Including the "Mud button"?


Starfish sighted, tango down
5/29/2012 12:49:08 PM EDT
[#44]
She can beat me up.







5/29/2012 12:50:36 PM EDT
[#45]
Whoever the wuss she was pounding should have learned the Rope-A-Dope.

After her Latin wrath had subsided he'd be back to doing the poundin'.

Now we're talkin' lawyers, protection orders, cops, courts.

So sad.
5/29/2012 12:51:47 PM EDT
[#46]
Whats wrong with you guys?  Domestic violence isn't a joke.
5/29/2012 12:52:10 PM EDT
[#47]
I just payed her bond, she'll be out this evening.
5/29/2012 12:52:42 PM EDT
[#48]





Quoted:



Whats wrong with you guys?  Domestic violence isn't a joke.



Who's joking?





If she let's me stick it in, I'll gladly take a few punches.



Besides, it's not abuse if you like it.





 
5/29/2012 12:53:29 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:


Whats wrong with you guys?  Domestic violence isn't a joke.


I disagree, I've seen some arrest for DV that were so dumb that had to be a joke.

 
5/29/2012 12:54:43 PM EDT
[#50]
Would smash until my junk burst into flames.
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