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Posted: 5/27/2012 7:57:43 AM EDT

Don't talk shit about Total

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:58:41 AM EDT

[#1]

These fish sticks are hard as tits

PISS!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:00:16 AM EDT

[#2]

I tried your toothpaste. The one with tartar control.

AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:03:33 AM EDT

[#3]

You can go to jolly pirate donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care.

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:07:09 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:23:45 AM EDT

[#5]

SHIRLENAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

AWWW SHIT!!!!!!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:24:43 AM EDT

[#6]

Awww shit! You hit me in the dick! You're lucky it wasn't hard. I mean this thing *waves around paper towel roll* not my dick!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:27:50 AM EDT

[#7]

BOB SAGET!!!!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:30:19 AM EDT

[#8]

That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt!

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:30:21 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:54:20 AM EDT

[#10]

*Dad there's some white stuff on the floor* THAT'S MY ASS

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:04:54 AM EDT

[#11]

I called her a bitch right in front of her tits

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:05:37 AM EDT

[#12]

fashion bug

men's asses

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:05:55 AM EDT

[#13]

We are gonna get outta the but and into the fuck

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:08:53 AM EDT

[#14]

Go count your dick.

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:12:51 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:24:38 AM EDT

[#16]

So he's really dead or it was faked too?

The video with the bird was fucking hilarious.

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:48:08 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
So he's really dead or it was faked too?

The video with the bird was fucking hilarious.

My understanding is that his "death" was a ruse so he could go to rehab for alcohol and fade into obscurity.

Eta: Fuck the phone, bullshit! I have balls

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:57:07 AM EDT

[#18]

I love the one where he clogged the toilet at "work".

The janitor coming after him was priceless.

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:59:16 AM EDT

[#19]

Who's the faggot with the tuba?

Posted: 5/27/2012 9:59:56 AM EDT

[#20]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIRD?! HOLY SHIT!

Posted: 5/27/2012 10:10:20 AM EDT

[#21]

Am I in before 'tit dirt'??

ETA: damn

Posted: 5/27/2012 2:05:14 PM EDT

[#22]

I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I was in the car taking a SHIT !

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:20:34 PM EDT

[#23]

You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:21:35 PM EDT

[#24]

I don't give a dead moose's last shit!

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:24:55 PM EDT

[#25]

WHO TOOK MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN MY SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS???!!

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:27:38 PM EDT

[#26]

Wow, I have no clue what you all are talking about. Movie I presume, wat one?

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:36:10 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Wow, I have no clue what you all are talking about. Movie I presume, wat one?

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:47:50 PM EDT

[#28]

UPDATE no one gives a shit about Bigfoot so fuck him

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:50:28 PM EDT

[#29]

All right evryone check their shoes NOW! Someone tracked in dog shit and its all up and down the hall way...

Posted: 5/27/2012 7:54:50 PM EDT

[#30]

who's that faggot with the tuba?

Posted: 5/27/2012 8:31:42 PM EDT

[#31]

Let me tell ya about a porcupine's balls.....

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