Posted: 5/24/2012 5:41:53 PM EDT
| I do believe this movie has withstood the test of time. I know Julie Bowen's fine ass has. I thought it was funny when I was 13, but here I am at 32 and the whole "sonofabitch ball go home", "The price is wrong, Bitch", and "Happy Place" still make laugh. |
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"Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot] Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter. Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you. Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot." Good cast and great movie. "Thats two shooter thats par." |
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http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/julie-bowen-2012-billboard-music-awards-01.jpg KA3B smash! Keep your hands off my woman! |
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"Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot] Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter. Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you. Mr. Larson: And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot." Good cast and great movie. "Thats two shooter thats par." Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. Shooter McGavin: Well, moron... [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD! And another favorite: Shooter: You're in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter: [pause] NO |