Posted: 4/16/2012 8:10:17 PM EDT
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Father bull and son bull were on the top of a hill looking down on a pasture full of heifers.
Son is all worked up and says "Dad, lets run down there and bang one of those heifers!" Dad says "Hold on son, dont be a hot head We arent going to do that.' Son says 'Why not dad?' Dad says 'Because we are going to walk down there and bang them all.' |
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A man gets a peanut stuck firmly in his ear and no matter how hard his wife tries, they cannot get it out. Just as they’re about to give up, their daughter arrives home with her boyfriend.
When they hear what has happened, the boyfriend tells them confidently that he knows how to get it out. He sticks 2 fingers up the man’s nose and tells him to close his mouth and blow as hard as he can. The man does this and the peanut pops out. Sometime later, the parents are talking and the mum comments, “Our girl's got a clever boyfriend there. I wonder what will become of him.” “I’ll tell you one thing––by the smell of his fingers, he’s going to be our son-in-law,” came the reply. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |