Posted: 4/15/2012 12:01:57 PM EDT
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So I wanted to teach my 4 year old son how to navigate this difficult journey we call life and knowing the history of shooting, reloading, hunting etc.. that goes back in my family to the days of the revolution, I figure he will probably be an arfcommer like his daddy, grand dad and 3rd cousin. So to prepare him for this I always tell him he asks way too many questions and questions that have been asked before and to go reference existing posts to answer them. I tell him how badly he spells when we are having writing lessons. I criticize the living shit out of his grammar and use of the wrong word to describe things and I let him know in a not so subtle way how much better I am than him in just about everything, especially shooting an AR and reloading ammo, particularly 223. I do all of this until he cries. Am I on target here? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Too subtle OP, it's going over their heads. Dealing with the public for a living, reading Arfcom, and watching the 8 o'clock news - Often, I can't tell the difference between reality and a subtle satire anymore.  Dealing with the public alone is enough.. |
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Remember that each little failure should be met with a huge beating. Best effect if you deliver a second beating at random the next day.
Other important techniques include teaching him to despise science and the slightest diversion from his own views in political candidates. When he asks a question, be sure to inform him how many times it was answered previously, and to look it up. And remember, no sex before marriage. Marriage, of course, is a no-no until you have your retirement planned and the funds set aside. When life deals him lemons, teach him to throw them in the garbage. Lemons are icky. |
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Quoted: Remember that each little failure should be met with a huge beating. Best effect if you deliver a second beating at random the next day. Other important techniques include teaching him to despise science and the slightest diversion from his own views in political candidates. When he asks a question, be sure to inform him how many times it was answered previously, and to look it up. And remember, no sex before marriage. Marriage, of course, is a no-no until you have your retirement planned and the funds set aside. When life deals him lemons, teach him to throw them in the garbage. Lemons are icky. lmfao |
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Remember that each little failure should be met with a huge beating. Best effect if you deliver a second beating at random the next day. Other important techniques include teaching him to despise science and the slightest diversion from his own views in political candidates. When he asks a question, be sure to inform him how many times it was answered previously, and to look it up. And remember, no sex before marriage. Marriage, of course, is a no-no until you have your retirement planned and the funds set aside. When life deals him lemons, teach him to throw them in the garbage. Lemons are icky. In some way, Some phrases are recommended. I like it.lol |