Posted: 2/16/2012 4:54:59 AM EDT
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My dog knows the sound of my truck engine, and can hear it 5 miles away.
My dog knows my wife is gone, but has no clue why, or when she is coming back. He is a very nervous and sad doggy today. He has an internal clock that tells him when every mealtime is here, and thinks we should go to bed at 9:00 PM. He also has a plan to kill every person within a block of his house. He's a racist, but I didn't put that idea into his head. |
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I have a true story, not related to the bottom of the image . When I was about ten years old, my first cousin had a part Chihuahua named Tiny. My cousin lived about four blocks away, but Tiny had never been to our house. The house next door to my cousin caught on fire and Tiny showed up at our house, scared to death. Now how did she know how to get to us? |

