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1/17/2012 4:50:58 AM EDT
The woman is not feeling well this morning and I need her better by this weekend.

Her symptoms are the following:

Stuffy and runny nose, cough, itchy throat and slight pressure in the head (minor headache).

What is the best medicine I can buy her? I never get sick so I suck at knowing this crap.

Pic removed per g/f.
1/17/2012 4:51:39 AM EDT
[#1]
need pics of woman for proper diagnosis.
1/17/2012 4:52:04 AM EDT
[#2]
Allergy medicine???
1/17/2012 4:52:18 AM EDT
[#3]
Dibs on guns and make a will

1 day off from sammich making.
1/17/2012 4:53:10 AM EDT
[#4]
She will surely, in her current state, not object to a sexy photo being taken, right?
1/17/2012 4:54:40 AM EDT
[#5]
Ya'll are killing me.... one second.
1/17/2012 4:55:00 AM EDT
[#6]
And it sounds like the common cold. No cure, but if she's gullible you could tell her that all manner of buggery is indicated for her symptoms.
1/17/2012 4:56:30 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
And it sounds like the common cold. No cure, but if she's gullible you could tell her that all manner of buggery is indicated for her symptoms.


Copious amounts of intercourse. It's the only cure.
1/17/2012 4:57:03 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Ya'll are killing me.... one second.


(holy shit, guys. He can't actually be asking his sick wife to pose for a photo, can he? Fucker is gonna get killed. I sure didn't mean to get a dude murdered this morning. RIP, you dumb bastard.    )

1/17/2012 4:58:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Ya'll are getting pic of the woman, not the woman sick....lol
1/17/2012 4:58:38 AM EDT
[#10]
Here.... hold this stethoscope up to her chest and post a pic.
1/17/2012 5:01:28 AM EDT
[#11]
Pic is up.

Now, recommend a medicine!!!
1/17/2012 5:04:01 AM EDT
[#12]
She needs to spend the day in bed.
1/17/2012 5:05:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Pic is up.

Now, recommend a medicine!!!


ahhh, that's better.

a handful of flinstone vitamins and a romp in the hay.
1/17/2012 5:05:03 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Pic is up.

Now, recommend a medicine!!!


I need to see her in my private office for a proper diagnosis. Yes, I'm just a chiropractor, but I'm the best thing you've got at 8am. Just send her back......

1/17/2012 5:06:44 AM EDT
[#15]
Pseudophedrine, Ibuprofen, and lots of water. And stay in bed today.
1/17/2012 5:07:03 AM EDT
[#16]
dayquil for the day, and nyquil for the night.

plenty of fluids and rest

she'll be making sammich's in no time.
1/17/2012 5:07:49 AM EDT
[#17]
My wife is a doc.  She says that frequent oral sex will serve to stimulate the mucous membranes and enable them to discharge any blockage.  This discharge will also lubricate the throat, helping with the scratchiness.

1/17/2012 5:08:32 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
dayquil for the day, and nyquil for the night.

plenty of fluids and rest

she'll be making sammich's in no time.


This
1/17/2012 5:09:36 AM EDT
[#19]
Aleve actually makes a cold and sinus medicine.  You have to ask for it, they keep it behind the counter.  I know Walgreens and Walmart have it.  Works a little too well.  Gives me nose bleeds, but it does dry out the sinuses and stops the pain.
1/17/2012 5:10:51 AM EDT
[#20]
She's real pretty.



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1/17/2012 5:11:04 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
dayquil for the day, and nyquil for the night.

plenty of fluids and rest

she'll be making sammich's in no time.


This


Yep.  Or Nyquil for the day if she's just going to being lying around in bed getting better (which is the best plan).
1/17/2012 5:11:28 AM EDT
[#22]
Thank you, going to get meds now.
1/17/2012 5:12:13 AM EDT
[#23]
Our whole clan is coming down with the same crud.  Green Tea, OJ, Chicken Soup.  I believe in doing the Zicam thing also if you catch it early.  For sore throat I'll garggle with saltwater if it gets really bad.  Plenty of rest.  I hope she feels better.
1/17/2012 5:43:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Without getting into what would be considered a "Poop Thread", has she had a bowel movement recently??

now that we've cleared that up (no pun intended), sounds like Flu/Cold, with sinus issues? Does she have a doc she can go to to make sure they get her on the right path as far as medicine??
1/17/2012 5:54:51 AM EDT
[#25]
Sorry, I missed the pic.
1/17/2012 5:59:26 AM EDT
[#26]
Pic removed?

Well, then, so is advice
1/17/2012 6:03:11 AM EDT
[#27]
I would go get her some <medical advice removed>, it should help out a lot.
1/17/2012 6:08:01 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Our whole clan is coming down with the same crud.  Green Tea, OJ, Chicken Soup.  I believe in doing the Zicam thing also if you catch it early.  For sore throat I'll garggle with saltwater if it gets really bad.  Plenty of rest.  I hope she feels better.


Zicam always speeds it up/makes it worse for me.  I'm not sure why but invariably if I stick that shit in my nose I'll feel like death within five minutes.
1/17/2012 6:10:01 AM EDT
[#29]
WTF happened to ma pictoors?
1/17/2012 6:12:21 AM EDT
[#30]
Sudafed and Allegra for symptoms, and hope it runs its course before the weekend.
1/17/2012 6:14:48 AM EDT
[#31]
Sounds like she needs a large dose of Peniscillin.
1/17/2012 6:15:14 AM EDT
[#32]
She obviously has bubonic plague.  The best thing you can do for her is to prepare for the end.




1/17/2012 7:17:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Ok Im sticking my finger into the USB port and still no diagnosis!
1/17/2012 12:09:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Sounds like Japanese Encephalitis to me.  She'll be in a coma by Thursday.  Dibs on her guns.
1/17/2012 12:36:04 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Pic removed per g/f.


There's yer problem...