First of all, those ass cheeks responding to inertial law are much much MORE than I needed to see this morning...[:D]
Secondly, I think the whole frat scene is kinda gay....when I was at school, I was "invited" to attend the NROTC frat house....some upper-cl-assman liked to screw with the newbies' heads...told me I had to remain at attention against the wall. I politely declined...he shoved me, causing me to spill my beer all over myself, upon which, he laughed.
He ceased laughing after I broke the beer bottle over his friggin' head.
Morale: before you try and pull "rank" on a lowly 4th-class Midshipman,(especially getting "physical") make sure he didn't just finish three years as an enlisted Marine grunt.
[}:D]