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Posted: 12/11/2011 5:13:59 AM EDT

Turkey bacon, WTF was I thinking!?

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:14:59 AM EDT

[#1]

I don't allow that stuff in my house. It even smells gross.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:15:38 AM EDT

[#2]

Ban him!

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:17:23 AM EDT

[#3]

It's actually not bad

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:18:38 AM EDT

[#4]

The only kind of bacon I eat! Yum

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:19:11 AM EDT

[#5]

It's like strips of bicycle inner tube with liquid smoke in it. Do not want

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:19:37 AM EDT

[#6]

That's not bacon, and there are better ways to eat turkey.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:19:45 AM EDT

[#7]

This is possibly worse than sex with a sibling.....

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:20:17 AM EDT

[#8]

You need to burn your house down to purge the evil from your life!

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:21:09 AM EDT

[#9]

Shirley it's because an errant package of that turkey stuff made its way into the real bacon display. No one would ever knowingly buy that stuff.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:23:24 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I don't allow that stuff in my house. It even smells gross.

Yes how many turkey ass holes to make one strip?

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:24:02 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Shirley it's because an errant package of that turkey stuff made its way into the real bacon display. No one would ever knowingly buy that stuff.

..and don't call me Shirley

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:24:11 AM EDT

[#12]

I tried some the other day and was

. Never again.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:25:17 AM EDT

[#13]

That stuff turns into rubber. Stick with real bacon!

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:26:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Holy shit... I thought my wife fucked up when she brought home a 12-oz. package of bacon. At least it was real.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:26:28 AM EDT

[#15]

Where is the back strap on turkey?

I'm guessing it comes from the same place as chicken nuggets.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:32:31 AM EDT

[#16]

I thought I would try it. Cooked up a few pieces, took one bite and threw the entire abomination, pan and all in the trash.

Damn, that was a good pan too.

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:46:18 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
This is possibly worse than sex with a sibling.....

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:49:41 AM EDT

[#18]

Turkey bacon sandwiches! Slap some mustard on it. Good to go!

Posted: 12/11/2011 5:49:58 AM EDT

[#19]

I have some in the freezer that a former girlfriend brought over once. I will not cook it, but I'm also opposed to throwing away good food. But from the feedback here, it does not sound like it is good... so maybe an exception is in order.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:03:15 AM EDT

[#20]

Nasty, that shit is just nasty.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:15:11 AM EDT

[#21]

The only way that turkey. And bacon should be allowed in the same sentence is if they are separated by the phrase "wrapped in".

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:17:19 AM EDT

[#22]

Turkey Bacon is fucking delicious. You are all communists.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:17:42 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
This is possibly worse than sex with a sibling.....

Is the sibling hawt?

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:18:51 AM EDT

[#24]

oops without glasses I thought the topic was breakfast tail...........

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:20:52 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
oops without glasses I thought the topic was breakfast tail...........

After you get done stuffing the turkey... Wait never mind.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:21:14 AM EDT

[#26]

You fool! The only way to make up for your most grievous sin is to go out and immediately buy a pound of thick butchers-cut peppered bacon, cook it up, and eat it all...

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:27:50 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
This is possibly worse than sex with a sibling.....

If the sibling in question looks like the guy in your avatar then that's understandable.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:29:02 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Holy shit... I thought my wife fucked up when she brought home a 12-oz. package of bacon. At least it was real.

I'm guessing she 'fucked up' because the size of the package was a mere 12 ounces?

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:30:16 AM EDT

[#29]

NO NO NO! You got it backwards. BACON TURKEY!!!

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:33:23 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Turkey bacon, WTF was I thinking!?

Silly n00b.

You are supposed to ask "GD" first before you try something.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:46:43 AM EDT

[#31]

Man Card. You lost it.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:48:38 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Turkey Bacon is fucking delicious. You are all communists.

Fuck yes it's good

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:50:25 AM EDT

[#33]

I dont eat anything turkey except for thanksgiving. All that other shit.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:51:25 AM EDT

[#34]

Smoked, processed meats aren't good for you, Doesn't matter what it's made of.

And a lot of these turkey products and meat analogs are loaded with sodium.

However, there's also something to be said for moderation.

If you have a couple of strips of bacon twice a week it's probably no big deal.

If your daily breakfast routine consists of bacon or other some such processed meat then you're likely headed for trouble.

So if you're going to eat bacon. EAT REAL BACON.

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:52:13 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
NO NO NO! You got it backwards. BACON TURKEY!!!

http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bacon_turkey.jpg

Posted: 12/11/2011 6:58:53 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
NO NO NO! You got it backwards. BACON TURKEY!!!

http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bacon_turkey.jpg

That's how I make my turkeys :) Wrap the legs and wings in bacon!

Turkey sausage, and turkey bacon are an abomination in the eyes of God.

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